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Started by devil squerrel, September 01, 2004, 03:12:55 AM

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Marl Fublewonker

Double chocolate fudge brownie.

Bella

I found the best recipes in the world today.
Went to the store where one of my former clients from my counseling days is the new deli manager. And guess what? She's cooking yummy, low fat versions of homestyle meals and selling them for $3.00 ea. I bought enough dinners for a week for $21.00. All I have to do is make a salad and pop one of these entrees in the microwave.

So that's my recipe. Find a store where they sell stuff like this and take it home and put it in the freezer. Then heat it and eat it.

devil squerrel

Quote from: BellaI found the best recipes in the world today.
Went to the store where one of my former clients from my counseling days is the new deli manager. And guess what? She's cooking yummy, low fat versions of homestyle meals and selling them for $3.00 ea. I bought enough dinners for a week for $21.00. All I have to do is make a salad and pop one of these entrees in the microwave.

So that's my recipe. Find a store where they sell stuff like this and take it home and put it in the freezer. Then heat it and eat it.

good for u bella  i hope your dieting days go good
brain, do a spel chek

"Lovly day sed "mrs, Luve.

The peaple are wanderful today i shal give each one $30

hehehehehe... i ate you

muahhhhhhhhhh muahhhhhhhh im evil!!!!!!!

Bella

Thank you, DS.
Auntie Bella would kill for chocolate today, but I'm trying to be good.

I can tell I'm about to lose the fight, though.  :wink:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

devil squerrel

well heres another recipe  

devil squerrel baked apples,

1 cup brown sugar
3 teaspoons cinimom
2 1\2 teaspoons sugar
2 apples



mix the brown sugar cinimon and sugar add 1\2 cup water
cook on midem low
cut the apples and add to mixter  bake for 10-15 minets
brain, do a spel chek

"Lovly day sed "mrs, Luve.

The peaple are wanderful today i shal give each one $30

hehehehehe... i ate you

muahhhhhhhhhh muahhhhhhhh im evil!!!!!!!

gnimbley

::scribble scribble::

Anything with brown sugar and cinnamon is a good thing.

::scribble scribble::

devil squerrel

what s really good is if u  get blue berrie mix and add water and pour that on top of it  when u cook it make a cake thing
brain, do a spel chek

"Lovly day sed "mrs, Luve.

The peaple are wanderful today i shal give each one $30

hehehehehe... i ate you

muahhhhhhhhhh muahhhhhhhh im evil!!!!!!!

Rupert Giles

I have a great Squirrel Recipe.

One Squirrel
One Twelve Guage Shot Gun.
One Camping Stove (Gas).

Shoot squirrel with gun.

Put remainder in stove.

Cook.

Horsedovers!

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rupert Giles

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Yes, I am quite evil, thank you.

I'll be here all eternity.

cyberus

Quote from: Hotsuma's Muppet
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Yes, I am quite evil, thank you.

I'll be here all eternity.
Not if I can help it.
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

DJRubberducky

Quote from: Voltaire, as in the musicianWhen the Devil is too busy,
   and Death's a bit too much,
   They call on me ,Äî by name you see ,Äî
   for my special touch.
   To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune,
   To the ladies I'm Sir Prize,
   But call me by any name,
   any way it's all the same,Ķ

   I'm the fly in your soup,
   I'm the pebble in your shoe,
   I'm the pea beneath your bed,
   I'm a bump on every head,
   I'm the peel on which you slip,
   I'm a pin in every hip,
   I'm the thorn in your side,
   Makes you wriggle and writhe ,Äî

   (Chorus)
   And it's so easy when you're evil!
   This is the life, you see
   The Devil tips his hat to me.
   I do it all because I'm evil,
   And I do it all for free,Ķ
   Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

   While there's children to make sad,
   While there's candy to be had,
   While there's pockets left to pick,
   While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
   I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
   It's a game, i'm glad I'm in it
   'cause there's one born every minute.

   (Chorus)

   I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
   And I promise on my damned soul
   To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
   Has never seen a soldier quite like me,
   Not only does his job but does it happily.

   I'm the fear that keeps you awake,
   I'm the shadows on the wall,
   I'm the monsters they become,
   I'm the nightmare in your skull,
   I'm a dagger in your back,
   An extra turn upon the rack,
   I'm the quivering in your heart,
   A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

   (Chorus)

   And I'd do it all for free,
   Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
   And I'd do it all for free,
   Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

   It gets so lonely being evil.
   What I'd do to see a smile,
   Even for a little while,
   And no one loves you when you're evil,Ķ

   I'm lying though my teeth!
   Your tears are all the company I need!
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Rupert Giles

Quote from: cyberus
Quote from: Hotsuma's Muppet
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Yes, I am quite evil, thank you.

I'll be here all eternity.
Not if I can help it.

You can't.

~~~~Closed~~~~

as much as I enjoy hunting small, tree dwelling rodents...I'd I've to say...



if it were up to me you wouldn't be here all eternity.

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Hotsumaas much as I enjoy hunting small, tree dwelling rodents...I'd I've to say...



if it were up to me you wouldn't be here all eternity.

It ix up to you, remember?