Well, that's gonna put a fucking damper on things

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm just going to jump in to this whole Nigel vs. navkat thing, and navkat, you have talked to Roger right? How did/do you survive Roger if Nigel's vague prodding bothers you?

I get Roger. If you notice, he's not ever really nasty about anything, just takes a superior stance and simply asserts that you are wrong (even when he's fucking with you). He pokes and trolls but he does it with class.

Stop. Or take it to a different thread.

[East Coast Hustle]

For fuck's sake. Not every goddamn thread is Open Bar.

[navkat]

My apologies. It's finished now.

Did you think about what I said about starting your own business?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You should do the reality show tour, make a little cash (or a lot). While they are all mainly complete shit, amazing race is cool and you travel like mad.

Seriously though take whatever time to think it thru, you're young, enjoy your life for a bit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm just going to jump in to this whole Nigel vs. navkat thing, and navkat, you have talked to Roger right? How did/do you survive Roger if Nigel's vague prodding bothers you?

I get Roger. If you notice, he's not ever really nasty about anything, just takes a superior stance and simply asserts that you are wrong (even when he's fucking with you). He pokes and trolls but he does it with class.

I don't have class.

But I'm right, and it pisses people off. I am also five feet tall and have hair that white people love to pet. For reasons unknown, in person my essential and perfect adorable righteousness makes people laugh and love me. Online, it fills them with rage and hate. Luckily, that makes me laugh, when I'm not seeing red.

My best friend is Jewish, also I have a cute dog.

I'm sorry I don't understand why people want to move to New Orleans and Portland.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You should do the reality show tour, make a little cash (or a lot). While they are all mainly complete shit, amazing race is cool and you travel like mad.

Seriously though take whatever time to think it thru, you're young, enjoy your life for a bit.

He needs to enjoy life by working with dead people.

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE ECH.

You must become one of the country's leading coroners.

[Bruno]

QUICK! SOMEBODY MAKE PUNS ABOUT JOBS!

[East Coast Hustle]

My apologies. It's finished now.

Did you think about what I said about starting your own business?

I did that once before. There were some things I really liked about it, but not as much as I like actually getting paid (which tends to not happen often enough or in large enough amounts when you own your own business).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I could have your phone number, I would call you and say "I don't understand why people are like, oh hey a flood plain! I'd like to move there!"

it would be different, I swear to god. There is a reason people want me to like, be their minister and marry them and shit. Mostly people say that I am "nurturing". Also I might be kind of a bitch at times, but that's not really my predominant trait. I am starting to become kind of distressed about my online bitch persona, because seriously, I am every bit as much of a Horrible Bastard in person, but for some reason people find it fucking cuddly or some shit. ECH and Net and TGRR and Freeky and EOT can vouch for this. EOT has seen probably the worst sides of me; he's seen me be a real bitch, and cry, and lose my shit.

I think I'm kind of drunk; dammit. I gave up not drinking and now it only takes about four ounces of wine to fuck me up hard.

Also ECH should become a coroner, because that would fucking rock hard. Dude.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Yup, you're drunk. Coroner is on the list.

Dude, buy a few fast food franchises. Then do surprise inspections and go all Hell's Kitchen when you catch with their pants down, wanking into the single serve portions of mashed potatoes and/or cheesy fiesta potatoes.

[Dysnomia]

Nursing requires making idiots not die, so that's right the fuck out the window. Also doesn't pay enough.

I have, actually, a standing offer to buy in as a partner in a fairly successful medical marijuana business but it is contingent upon me moving to Vantucky (Vancouver, WA) because I'd need to be a WA resident to do it legally and because they want me to help them capture the Clark County, WA segment of the Portland Metro area. I've been thinking this over, but I'm not stoked about the idea of moving across the river to Methcouver.

I could actually get a job at Hanford doing the nuke waste disposal thing. One of my best friends was a supervisor there for a while and made killer money. Said the job was easy as hell, too. But after he'd worked there for 4 or 5 years, his doctor told him he had a choice between quitting that job for good or having children with horrifying birth defects. Not sure that's a deterrent for me, but I also don't think I want to live in the Tri-Cities. I made too much of a name for myself out there in my youth and now all those former enemies are cops and city councilmen.

So far, I'm leaning towards law school. I'd seriously consider being a cop, but I have trouble imagining that they wouldn't see a scumbag like me coming from a mile away.

you could also expand to in the bay area, close to where I live!  I'd get you business too!

[Luna]

Yup, you're drunk. Coroner is on the list.

Dude, buy a few fast food franchises. Then do surprise inspections and go all Hell's Kitchen when you catch with their pants down, wanking into the single serve portions of mashed potatoes and/or cheesy fiesta potatoes.

Or hold up a scorecard.  Whichever.

[LMNO]

You should own a bar that also has a music/entertainment license.

Then, wire it for live recording.

Then, wire it for studio recording.

Then, rent it out as a studio during the day/after hours.

Then, start your own record label.

Then, hire me as lead engineer.

[Luna]

You should own a bar that also has a music/entertainment license.

Then, wire it for live recording.

Then, wire it for studio recording.

Then, rent it out as a studio during the day/after hours.

Then, start your own record label.

Then, hire me as lead engineer.

I've heard a lot of ideas that sucked more.  Add in a kitchen, so you can still do as much as you feel like doing.  A bar that does good food is an awesome thing.

[navkat]

You should own a bar that also has a music/entertainment license.

Then, wire it for live recording.

Then, wire it for studio recording.

Then, rent it out as a studio during the day/after hours.

Then, start your own record label.

Then, hire me as lead engineer.

Hey, you're a sound engineer?

Interesting...