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Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« on: March 31, 2011, 11:32:54 pm »
http://www.noonehastodietomorrow.com/tech/weaponry/2725-2725

Beats me that this has only been criticized for being "Too Bulky, and expensive".
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 07:27:03 pm »
I don't know, personally I would rather this pain ray thing than a stick, taser, gas or rubber bullets which is what is being used now.  If this thing does no actual damage. 

I want a handheld version.  I would sit and just fuck with people.   :lulz:

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 07:58:02 pm »
I'm really excited about this.  It's completely evidence-free, so if I writhe around in pain and point a finger, there's nothing to say I'm a dirty lying bastard.  :lulz:

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 09:59:38 pm »
I don't know, personally I would rather this pain ray thing than a stick, taser, gas or rubber bullets which is what is being used now.  If this thing does no actual damage.  

I want a handheld version.  I would sit and just fuck with people.   :lulz:

Yes I am that sick, don't act surprised.
Sick? Nah, I also covet a handheld version of this beauty, primarily to fuck with people. It's not sick it's just wanting to give yourself a bit of an edge. And like the railgun, I bet there's no firearms legislation anywhere yet to restrict the carrying of one. It's not like it's harmful or anything, or they wouldn't let them use it on convicts, would they?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 10:03:24 pm »
I don't know, personally I would rather this pain ray thing than a stick, taser, gas or rubber bullets which is what is being used now.  If this thing does no actual damage.  

I want a handheld version.  I would sit and just fuck with people.   :lulz:

Yes I am that sick, don't act surprised.
Sick? Nah, I also covet a handheld version of this beauty, primarily to fuck with people. It's not sick it's just wanting to give yourself a bit of an edge. And like the railgun, I bet there's no firearms legislation anywhere yet to restrict the carrying of one. It's not like it's harmful or anything, or they wouldn't let them use it on convicts, would they?

I would sit at the Arch all day under a tree.....  :evil:

Or intentionally walk two blocks down from my house alone.....  BWAHAHAHA That I would enjoy, standing over one of the hood rats asking them what is wrong with them. 

I WANT ONE!!!

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 10:03:58 pm »
I'm really excited about this.  It's completely evidence-free, so if I writhe around in pain and point a finger, there's nothing to say I'm a dirty lying bastard.  :lulz:
People would just think you had some kind of chronic gripe in your guts, and make you drink Cod Liver Oil until it cleared.  
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 10:06:20 pm »
Plant handheld pain laser on person with some of the energy discharged, get a witness.  Irrefutable evidence of torture.

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 10:11:26 pm »
Plant handheld pain laser on person with some of the energy discharged, get a witness.  Irrefutable evidence of torture.
I'm not even sure there is any legislation against lasers either, but I'd have to check at Cracked.com to be sure. They have instructions how to build burning strength lasers, and EM Pulse guns up there somewhere too. "7 Legal Sci-Fi weapons you can build at home"  I think the thread's called.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 10:31:37 pm »
Also, is someone fucking with our Avatars?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 10:50:00 pm »
What?  No. 

I checked out that cracked article.  I'd love to make my own trash tesla coil.



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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2011, 11:06:24 pm »
What?  No. 

I checked out that cracked article.  I'd love to make my own trash tesla coil.



Yeah, that would be cool. Doesn't seem prohibitively complicated, or anything. 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2011, 11:07:28 pm »
Nah!  Cakewalk, really.  And it's a great way to accidentally a few jiggawatts.

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 12:03:12 am »
Am I the only one that has repeatedly skimmed the topic titles and read this one as Priya Rai?
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2011, 12:06:40 am »
Now I do.  Bastard.  :argh!:

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2011, 02:02:41 am »
This will revolutionize fetish porn.
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