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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2011, 02:04:30 am »
Doubtful.  It's the wrong sort of pain for most kinks.

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2011, 02:07:33 am »
It will make that nasty waterboarding obsolete too.
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2011, 03:16:50 am »
Doubtful.  It's the wrong sort of pain for most kinks.
Maybe. Then again, I know a girl who's had an orgasm from falling down the stairs...
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2011, 04:05:57 am »
Plant handheld pain laser on person with some of the energy discharged, get a witness.  Irrefutable evidence of torture.
I'm not even sure there is any legislation against lasers either, but I'd have to check at Cracked.com to be sure. They have instructions how to build burning strength lasers, and EM Pulse guns up there somewhere too. "7 Legal Sci-Fi weapons you can build at home"  I think the thread's called.
I really don't think you could build a laser at home, with "burning strength", that would be worth a damn as a weapon.
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2011, 06:36:00 am »
Doubtful.  It's the wrong sort of pain for most kinks.
Maybe. Then again, I know a girl who's had an orgasm from falling down the stairs...
I knew a girl who regularly fell off her bicycle, because she had orgasms whenever she was sat in the saddle, and pedaling at the same time. She loved that fucking bike! Rode it to school every day, and we all thought she was just a clumsy cow who kept falling off her bike. (It wasn't until maybe 5 years later, in an intimate moment that she told me why she kept falling off!) I lol'd and lol'd.  :lulz:
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2011, 05:08:56 pm »
 :argh!:

Only men would take a perfect torture device and think of sex.


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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2011, 05:39:37 pm »
Plant handheld pain laser on person with some of the energy discharged, get a witness.  Irrefutable evidence of torture.
I'm not even sure there is any legislation against lasers either, but I'd have to check at Cracked.com to be sure. They have instructions how to build burning strength lasers, and EM Pulse guns up there somewhere too. "7 Legal Sci-Fi weapons you can build at home"  I think the thread's called.
I really don't think you could build a laser at home, with "burning strength", that would be worth a damn as a weapon.

Not legally at least :lulz:

(bastards outlawed everything above a watt  :argh!:)
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2011, 06:17:18 pm »
Plant handheld pain laser on person with some of the energy discharged, get a witness.  Irrefutable evidence of torture.
I'm not even sure there is any legislation against lasers either, but I'd have to check at Cracked.com to be sure. They have instructions how to build burning strength lasers, and EM Pulse guns up there somewhere too. "7 Legal Sci-Fi weapons you can build at home"  I think the thread's called.
I really don't think you could build a laser at home, with "burning strength", that would be worth a damn as a weapon.
I think there's just been a bit of a jump forward in Laser technology, something to do with diode construction I think. Even the laser from a DVD burner, or even better, a blu-ray set can burst balloons, or light match heads from across the room. So if you are attacked by balloon wielding matchstick men,  .. . . . . then you are so totally going to zap those fuckers!
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2011, 03:40:54 pm »
:argh!:

Only men would take a perfect torture device and think of sex.



I beg to differ. I'm fairly sure my knowledge of kinky stuff comes mostly from women, now that I think of it.

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2011, 04:40:52 pm »
:argh!:

Only men would take a perfect torture device and think of sex.



I beg to differ. I'm fairly sure my knowledge of kinky stuff comes mostly from women, now that I think of it.
Same here. We men just generally go along with whatever's going to get us laid. Up to a point, that is. But we are also easily distracted, and predictable, which is why women come up with most of the new flavours and games, as bait to grab our attentions for the second or two it takes to engage. (There's probably a bit more to it, but in a nutshell, yes, women are all crazy)  :love:
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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2011, 04:43:49 pm »
...in a nutshell, yes, women are all crazy...

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2011, 04:51:14 pm »
...in a nutshell, yes, women are all crazy...

Three guesses who made us this way.

No kidding and I mean seriously, we're not the ones getting smacked in the nuts, so who is the crazy one and who is playing crazy to fuck you up bad boyo???  :evil:

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2011, 08:00:41 pm »
...in a nutshell, yes, women are all crazy...

Three guesses who made us this way.

No kidding and I mean seriously, we're not the ones getting smacked in the nuts, so who is the crazy one and who is playing crazy to fuck you up bad boyo???  :evil:
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A young boy learns the dynamics of having relationships with Women, from his Mother. It is only after this that the Father has his optimum window of input. But if the parenting relationship between Father and Mother is dysfunctional, then the whole Mother /Son thing gets the wrong idea, and another sociopathic monster misogynist arsehole rides out into the world on a completely  unsuitable motorcycle.

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2011, 08:03:58 pm »
:argh!:

Only men would take a perfect torture device and think of sex.


When I first heard about this, I assumed it was a reverse-engineered weaponized sex toy...

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Re: Pain Ray being tested in US Prison
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2011, 08:04:14 pm »
I don't know, personally I would rather this pain ray thing than a stick, taser, gas or rubber bullets which is what is being used now.  If this thing does no actual damage. 

Yes, but we already know from tasers that the less lethal the "non-lethal" agent, the more likely that authority figures will use it unnecessarily.

Also, do you REALLY want the government to have something that can cause physical agony without leaving any mark at all?

No.  Only I can be trusted with this sort of SCIENCE.
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