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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 12, 2011, 10:29:19 PM

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Wyldkat

#15
April 14, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
I pick random words that occur often in the ordering process (at the deli) and ascribe a function to them. I sing a little jingle for "provalone", do a short dance if someone says "combo" . . . etc. It's to the point where my customers are doing it, too. My goal is to get them all doing something the Macarena or Chicken Dance for a sammich.

Training monkeys?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
April 14, 2011, 08:39:12 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on April 14, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
I pick random words that occur often in the ordering process (at the deli) and ascribe a function to them. I sing a little jingle for "provalone", do a short dance if someone says "combo" . . . etc. It's to the point where my customers are doing it, too. My goal is to get them all doing something the Macarena or Chicken Dance for a sammich.

Training monkeys?

Monkey See, Monkey Do.  :lulz:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Wyldkat

#17
April 14, 2011, 09:12:34 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 08:39:12 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on April 14, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
I pick random words that occur often in the ordering process (at the deli) and ascribe a function to them. I sing a little jingle for "provalone", do a short dance if someone says "combo" . . . etc. It's to the point where my customers are doing it, too. My goal is to get them all doing something the Macarena or Chicken Dance for a sammich.

Training monkeys?

Monkey See, Monkey Do.  :lulz:

Hidden video taping to be commencing soon?  Please?  That is something I would LOVE to see...

LMNO

#18
April 14, 2011, 12:56:18 PM
I entertain myself by thinking about naked people doing horrifically awesome things to each other.






Yeah, no surprise there.

Suu

#19
April 14, 2011, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 14, 2011, 12:56:18 PM
I entertain myself by thinking about naked people doing horrifically awesome things to each other.






Yeah, no surprise there.


You too?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#20
April 14, 2011, 01:01:27 PM
Doesn't everybody?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#21
April 14, 2011, 01:02:54 PM
Probably.


Which power tools show up the most for you?

AFK

#22
April 14, 2011, 01:07:41 PM
Does a sheet laminator count? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#23
April 14, 2011, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 14, 2011, 01:02:54 PM
Probably.


Which power tools show up the most for you?

Disc sander.

Shut up, Luna... 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#24
April 14, 2011, 01:16:55 PM
Deisel-powered drill press.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#25
April 14, 2011, 02:45:24 PM
Zip strips and a monkey wrench.


Oh wait power tools... ummm...  :oops:


I'm leaving this thread now!   :oops:

Richter

#26
April 14, 2011, 02:53:52 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth: :fap:

1960's Milwaukee reciprocaing saw.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#27
April 14, 2011, 02:58:09 PM
(Hey Roger!  Your study on thread drift...  "Entertaining yourself" to "power tools used for sex toys.")
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#28
April 14, 2011, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 14, 2011, 02:58:09 PM
(Hey Roger!  Your study on thread drift...  "Entertaining yourself" to "power tools used for sex toys.")

aka "The LMNO effect".

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#29
April 14, 2011, 09:00:12 PM
 :drama1: :lmnuendo: :ohnotache:


Bizerba SE 12LPRO slicers, predictably enough.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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