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ITT I SEETHE AND RAGE

Started by Freeky, May 06, 2011, 07:01:18 AM

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Freeky

#15
May 06, 2011, 06:18:52 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 06, 2011, 08:54:50 AM
Why is all the rum always gone?

BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO USE THEIR FUCKING BRAINS TO COME UP WITH SOME ORIGINAL JOKES, THEY HAVE TO USE THE SAME OLD STALE ONES TO GET YUKS OUT OF THE PINK MASSES.

Freeky

#16
May 06, 2011, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 06, 2011, 10:15:53 AM
What should I do with all this rum that just came into my possession?

THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOME TO DO WITH IT AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY DROP THE BOTTLE.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
May 06, 2011, 06:20:17 PM
Is it okay if I point-whore my new PC, shooting for a 30 AC?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#18
May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?

NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.

Freeky

#19
May 06, 2011, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 06:20:17 PM
Is it okay if I point-whore my new PC, shooting for a 30 AC?

SUCK ON MY DICK!

Freeky

#20
May 06, 2011, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

SEND YOUR FACE THROUGH A CHIPPER.

Freeky

#21
May 06, 2011, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?

NOT ENOUGH, APPARENTLY.

Payne

#22
May 06, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?

NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.

Automatic Mechanical Boyrfriend?

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
May 06, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?

NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.

Automatic Mechanical Boyrfriend?

Mk II!  :banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#24
May 06, 2011, 06:25:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?

NOT ENOUGH, APPARENTLY.

:cry:

Payne

#25
May 06, 2011, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?

NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.

Automatic Mechanical Boyrfriend?

Mk II!  :banana:

Now with added dildos!

Freeky

#26
May 06, 2011, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:25:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?

NOT ENOUGH, APPARENTLY.

:cry:

IF HIMEOBS COULD HIMEOBS ENOUGH, THERE WOULDN'T BE SO MANY FUCKING STUPID MONKEYS. 

Freeky

#27
May 06, 2011, 06:29:33 PM

Payne

#28
May 06, 2011, 06:31:31 PM

LMNO

#29
May 06, 2011, 06:37:29 PM
Ok, now I'm envisioning Pixie hoarding dozens, if not scores, of myriad dildoes.  And now I'm figuring out what she's doing in there...
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