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Started by Thurnez Isa, May 08, 2011, 06:04:52 PM

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Dysnomia

#15
May 09, 2011, 02:34:06 AM
we had take out brunch quiches and now my stomach is full of RAGE


Then I went shopping with my mom and nothing fit right.   :|  Then again, it's not like H&M makes great clothes anyways. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#16
May 09, 2011, 02:35:30 AM
Quiche always makes my stomach :vom: .

Suu

#17
May 09, 2011, 02:37:36 AM
H&M is tailored to fit women in Sweden shaped like 13 year old boys.
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Dysnomia

#18
May 09, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
seriously, or "coke hipster skinny".  Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days.  Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs.  I like them.  I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#19
May 09, 2011, 02:46:39 AM
I wanted skinny jeans before it was cool.

Suu

#20
May 09, 2011, 02:47:54 AM
I hated skinny jeans in the 80s, and I still fucking hate them.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#21
May 09, 2011, 02:48:34 AM
I caved and sent my mom an e-card. That's as good as it gets, though.
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#22
May 09, 2011, 03:01:56 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
seriously, or "coke hipster skinny".  Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days.  Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs.  I like them.  I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg
Wtf  I was eating  :argh!:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Dysnomia

#23
May 09, 2011, 03:28:18 AM
that's what you get for clicking while eating. 


my mom is yelling at the sharks game.   :lulz:
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#24
May 09, 2011, 04:21:42 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 03:28:18 AM
that's what you get for clicking while eating. 


my mom is yelling at the sharks game.   :lulz:
lol

I should know better shouldn't I?  :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Nast

#25
May 09, 2011, 04:52:56 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
seriously, or "coke hipster skinny".  Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days.  Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs.  I like them.  I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg


I do. D:

Nast,
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Nast

#26
May 09, 2011, 04:55:46 AM
I made eggs benedict with asparagus. My mom made blueberry macadamia nut pancakes. The food was delicious, but there was the incident of my nana almost choking to death. -.-
In the end she was alright, but it was really scary.
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Eve Hill

#27
May 09, 2011, 05:30:24 AM
Made soup & sandwiches (& cake!) for the folks. Stepmom really appreciated it. Apparently her sons ignored her again this year. We had a nice visit over lunch. Played some scrabble afterwards. Then they talked about how I needed Jesus in my life.  :argh!:

I took another Vicodin, waited 10 minutes, and found myself liking them again.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
May 09, 2011, 08:30:00 AM
I don't talk to my mom anymore. But my son made me (a delicious) breakfast, and then I hung out with my kids all day, and then I went to a Mark Growden concert, and it was all lovely!
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#29
May 09, 2011, 01:12:47 PM
I bought my wife a toilet for Mother's Day. 

Yep.  We have this ugly pinkish thing we've had since we bought the house.  Never really got around to replacing it mostly because the sink is the same color, and fuck me if I'm going to mess around with that shit. 

So she was joking one day a couple weeks ago that she's like a nice normal white toilet for Mother's Day.

Today my wife learned never to joke about those sorts of things around me ever again.   :evil:

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