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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., June 22, 2011, 01:32:22 AM

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but it lead to this wonderful book  :lulz:

Jenne

The Snuggie is just one of those "hey you fat lazy tard who doesn't wanna get dressed--wear this INSTEAD!" sorta cultural phenomena.  Bill Maher did a GREAT riff on that with the Shamwow marrying the Snuggie--SnugWow, I think it was called.

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Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 22, 2011, 03:33:46 PM
but it lead to this wonderful book  :lulz:


I love it!   :lulz:

I have this mental image of two fat people in a leopard print snuggie rolling around on the floor.  It would look like a massive leopard cluster fuck.   :lulz:

Jenne



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Quote from: Khara on June 22, 2011, 03:35:57 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 22, 2011, 03:33:46 PM
but it lead to this wonderful book  :lulz:


I love it!   :lulz:

I have this mental image of two fat people in a leopard print snuggie rolling around on the floor.  It would look like a massive leopard cluster fuck.   :lulz:

This thread just took a very awesome turn. That's fucking hilarious!
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Quote from: Cainad on June 22, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
I think my favorite part about stupid nick-nacks like that is the opening part of the commercial where it shows, in black and white, people who are obviously either morons or suffering from motor skill dysfunction fumbling with some incredibly basic task.


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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Cainad on June 22, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
I think my favorite part about stupid nick-nacks like that is the opening part of the commercial where it shows, in black and white, people who are obviously either morons or suffering from motor skill dysfunction fumbling with some incredibly basic task.

I love this part in commercials for knives.

Some day they will show someone losing an arm trying to butter toast or something. Which is why they need THE BETTER BUTTERER! Guaranteed to spread butter or anything spreadable evenly across any given surface without the potential for DANGEROUS INJURIES.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 23, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 22, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
I think my favorite part about stupid nick-nacks like that is the opening part of the commercial where it shows, in black and white, people who are obviously either morons or suffering from motor skill dysfunction fumbling with some incredibly basic task.

I love this part in commercials for knives.

Some day they will show someone losing an arm trying to butter toast or something. Which is why they need THE BETTER BUTTERER! Guaranteed to spread butter or anything spreadable evenly across any given surface without the potential for DANGEROUS INJURIES.

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I always wanted to start a business called Truckload of Mexicans that would have commercials featuring white people being hopeless at simple tasks and breaking their fingers trying to use a screwdriver. The end of the commercial would feature them standing on their porch waving goodbye, saying "Thank you, Truckload of Mexicans!".

This might be less funny in towns without a significant Mexican day-labor demographic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Your Mom on June 23, 2011, 03:02:58 AM
I always wanted to start a business called Truckload of Mexicans that would have commercials featuring white people being hopeless at simple tasks and breaking their fingers trying to use a screwdriver. The end of the commercial would feature them standing on their porch waving goodbye, saying "Thank you, Truckload of Mexicans!".

This might be less funny in towns without a significant Mexican day-labor demographic.

:lulz:

I just pissed myself.

Am going to anonymously add them to the approved vendor list at work tomorrow.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2011, 03:04:14 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 23, 2011, 03:02:58 AM
I always wanted to start a business called Truckload of Mexicans that would have commercials featuring white people being hopeless at simple tasks and breaking their fingers trying to use a screwdriver. The end of the commercial would feature them standing on their porch waving goodbye, saying "Thank you, Truckload of Mexicans!".

This might be less funny in towns without a significant Mexican day-labor demographic.

:lulz:

I just pissed myself.

Am going to anonymously add them to the approved vendor list at work tomorrow.

YESSSSSS
:awesome:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Your Mom on June 23, 2011, 03:07:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2011, 03:04:14 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 23, 2011, 03:02:58 AM
I always wanted to start a business called Truckload of Mexicans that would have commercials featuring white people being hopeless at simple tasks and breaking their fingers trying to use a screwdriver. The end of the commercial would feature them standing on their porch waving goodbye, saying "Thank you, Truckload of Mexicans!".

This might be less funny in towns without a significant Mexican day-labor demographic.

:lulz:

I just pissed myself.

Am going to anonymously add them to the approved vendor list at work tomorrow.

YESSSSSS
:awesome:

We need to make this commercial happen.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 23, 2011, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 23, 2011, 03:07:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2011, 03:04:14 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 23, 2011, 03:02:58 AM
I always wanted to start a business called Truckload of Mexicans that would have commercials featuring white people being hopeless at simple tasks and breaking their fingers trying to use a screwdriver. The end of the commercial would feature them standing on their porch waving goodbye, saying "Thank you, Truckload of Mexicans!".

This might be less funny in towns without a significant Mexican day-labor demographic.

:lulz:

I just pissed myself.

Am going to anonymously add them to the approved vendor list at work tomorrow.

YESSSSSS
:awesome:

We need to make this commercial happen.

Hmmm. I kind of agree.

It would be a super-low-budget commercial even if it were real, and I know people in film school, and have connections at the day labor center...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."