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June 29, 2011, 10:54:10 PM
"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos"

QuoteOn 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes


:lulz: :lulz:


its a pdf if anyone wants it
http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home

Thurnez Isa

#1
June 29, 2011, 11:09:19 PM
FRED'S GOTTA STOP FAPPING TO NECROPHILIAC DUCK PRON

:lulz:
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2
June 29, 2011, 11:15:28 PM
NO YOU CANT MAKE ME  :argh!:

Doktor Howl

#3
June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.
Molon Lube

Chairman Risus

#4
June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

Doktor Howl

#5
June 30, 2011, 12:21:59 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:lulz:  wheeze   :lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#6
June 30, 2011, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:potd:

Luna

#7
June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#8
June 30, 2011, 02:29:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??

The best job in the world.  That's what kind.
Molon Lube

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#9
June 30, 2011, 02:31:25 AM
well he seemed to work at a NATURE MUSEUM so it goes with his job

Luna

#10
June 30, 2011, 02:34:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 02:29:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??

The best job in the world.  That's what kind.

Seriously, how do you get a job where you can stand, stare out a window for 75 minutes, and, if your boss walks by and asks why the fuck you aren't at your desk, be able to answer, "watching a homosexual necrophiliac duck get his freak on out there" without getting fired?  Fucker probably got paid extra for that writeup.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

#11
June 30, 2011, 02:39:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:34:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 02:29:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??

The best job in the world.  That's what kind.

Seriously, how do you get a job where you can stand, stare out a window for 75 minutes, and, if your boss walks by and asks why the fuck you aren't at your desk, be able to answer, "watching a homosexual necrophiliac duck get his freak on out there" without getting fired?  Fucker probably got paid extra for that writeup.

I took a 2 hour nap at my desk today.  Does that count?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
June 30, 2011, 03:06:06 AM
This thread is  :lulz:+:mittens:
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#13
June 30, 2011, 03:22:47 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 29, 2011, 10:54:10 PM
"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos"

QuoteOn 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes


:lulz: :lulz:


its a pdf if anyone wants it
http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

notathing

#14
June 30, 2011, 04:37:13 AM
i already knew that ducks were gangbangers, but this completely shatters my worldview.  :x
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