And Then, Suu, There's The Women

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Is she inflatable, or has she had a lobotomy?

Both.

[Suu]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.

You're too kind.



....Wanna blowjob?

[Salty]

ALWAYS WITH THE SILLY QUESTIONS! DAMN YUO WOMAN!

[Suu]

ALWAYS WITH THE SILLY QUESTIONS! DAMN YUO WOMAN!

I WASN'T ASKING YOU. I WAS ASKING TI!

[Doktor Howl]

And then AKK was a goner.

[Suu]

BUT I AM SO ENLIGHTENED!!!!!!

[Phox]

BUT I AM SO ENLIGHTENED!!!!!!

I KNOW!!! NOW I CAN GETS TEH MENZ! I NEED AKK TO TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO GET TEH WIMMINZ NAO!

[Thurnez Isa]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.

You're too kind.



....Wanna blowjob?

Right now I would probably spew on you with some kind of thick greenish yellow goo that i keep coughing up. Then I would pass our from this dayquil, which I think has made me drunk.

Plus I'm more of a massage kind of guy, which might sound weird to everyone who has never had a really good rub down.

[Suu]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.

You're too kind.



....Wanna blowjob?

Right now I would probably spew on you with some kind of thick greenish yellow goo that i keep coughing up. Then I would pass our from this dayquil, which I think has made me drunk.

Plus I'm more of a massage kind of guy, which might sound weird to everyone who has never had a really good rub down.

Well, when you're NOT dying and ever decide to cross the border, lemme know. K? K. <3

[Cain]

And then AKK was a goner.

And nothing of value was lost.

Science was achieved maybe, but probably not the kind of science that is going to win Nobel Prizes.  More like what the Soviets did with stitching dog heads onto other dogs bodies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.

This is quite possible.  The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is.  I probably shouldn't go down this road though.  I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.

Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.

Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.

That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.

to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at.  You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective.  I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted.  It was just a concession on your part.  

If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.  

The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance.  If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call.  I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.

The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick.  That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it.  To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction.  Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.  

Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.

What if he was scared of having a successful relationship?  Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week.  You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.

Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.

You're not even making sense.

So, good friend and I have been good friends for, say, four years. We spend a lot of time together and I'm totally attracted to him. One night while we're hanging out I try to kiss him, and he says "I'm sorry Nigel, I love you but I just don't have those feelings you".

And then I'm supposed to give him a beer and suck his dick?  How does that work in your world?

I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality, it's no concession on my part. But he said no. He said he's not interested in me in that way. Your harebrained theory dies before it begins.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.

This is quite possible.  The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is.  I probably shouldn't go down this road though.  I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.

Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.

Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.

That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.

to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at.  You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective.  I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted.  It was just a concession on your part.  

If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.  

The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance.  If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call.  I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.

The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick.  That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it.  To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction.  Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.  

Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.

What if he was scared of having a successful relationship?  Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week.  You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.

Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.

You're not even making sense.

So, good friend and I have been good friends for, say, four years. We spend a lot of time together and I'm totally attracted to him. One night while we're hanging out I try to kiss him, and he says "I'm sorry Nigel, I love you but I just don't have those feelings you".

And then I'm supposed to give him a beer and suck his dick?  How does that work in your world?

I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality, it's no concession on my part. But he said no. He said he's not interested in me in that way. Your harebrained theory dies before it begins.

YES!

Because:

someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.

His lips say no, but his eyes say yes.

[Thurnez Isa]

His lips say no, but his eyes say yes.

At least that is what you could tell the court

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

His lips say no, but his eyes say yes.

At least that is what you could tell the court

RAPERAPERAPERAPE!

[Luna]

So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to?  

I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).

If it works out after that, that's a whole different story.  That really depends on compatibility.  If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.

Men are pretty simple creatures.  Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.  

There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY".  Children are not capable of having adult relationships.  Same applies for the woman though.  If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.

Wow.  And I thought I could get on man-hating rants.  That's actually much more insulting to the entire male gender than pretty much ANYTHING I've posted.