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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 02, 2011, 01:27:41 AM

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Triple Zero

#45
September 20, 2011, 03:40:08 PM
:lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
September 20, 2011, 05:30:36 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
October 12, 2011, 07:20:10 PM
NBC has responded to b's lawsuit again: http://personagesholdinghams.com/

:lulz:

I am delighted that they are seriously arguing against the validity of his intellectual property claim to images of people holding ham.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#48
October 12, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
Bahahahaha!  Oh man.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
October 12, 2011, 08:46:09 PM
I like how they're kind of like "Ahahahahahaha who is this crazy dude       OH SHIT he has lawyers!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#50
October 12, 2011, 08:50:29 PM
Them arguing against him having exclusive rights to ham because there's only so many ways to hold a hamm is pretty funny

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#51
October 12, 2011, 08:51:36 PM
That was pretty good. I am imagining the guy writing it with an expression that says "I can't believe I even have to spell this out".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#52
October 12, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 08:51:36 PM
That was pretty good. I am imagining the guy writing it with an expression that says "I can't believe I even have to spell this out".


It totally showed in the text.  "Ham shape is dictated mostly by pig anatomy, why do I even have to say this! :x "

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
October 12, 2011, 09:58:18 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 08:51:36 PM
That was pretty good. I am imagining the guy writing it with an expression that says "I can't believe I even have to spell this out".


It totally showed in the text.  "Ham shape is dictated mostly by pig anatomy, why do I even have to say this! :x "

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#54
October 13, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
I am cracking up about this.

It makes me want to buy one his prints. They're really well priced! I smell christmas presents. And ham.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
October 13, 2011, 06:00:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
I am cracking up about this.

It makes me want to buy one his prints. They're really well priced! I smell christmas presents. And ham.

I totally recommend buying a print... or even writing him asking if he'll do a commission. He was taking commissions for a while, for a very very good price.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
December 05, 2011, 07:48:42 PM
Awww, he painted the cutest self-portrait! Also, inexplicably, he borrowed my teapot for this painting.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#57
December 06, 2011, 03:48:03 AM
This guy is my favorite living artist, hands down.

The painting of Little Orange and her spider was possibly the best thing I have ever seen.
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Eater of Clowns

#58
December 06, 2011, 03:49:51 AM
Uh, yeah I agree with Hoopla.

I think I've mentioned before how much I love his shit, and had I some funds I would buy the hell out of it.
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#59
December 06, 2011, 05:07:04 AM
Holy fucking shitcock. This guy is amazing. I want him to do a portrait of me.
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