I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

[Cain]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Ohai everybody. Just wanted to pop in and say that ever since they removed my penis, I can pee freely.
On EVERYTHING! But no worries, cause me pee is full of tiny crystals that shimmer in the light.
It's FAAAAABULOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUS!
                       \

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  Cats are such shits.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

Point.

[Eater of Clowns]

To be fair...

I did give the ok for them to take his penis.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Someone had to.
Poor kid was poisoning himself with his own piss.


Now he just poisons my socks and whatever else he wants with his piss.
end my life

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Someone had to.
Poor kid was poisoning himself with his own piss.


Now he just poisons my socks and whatever else he wants with his piss.
end my life

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

SO.
Mr Darnell Leroy got his claw caught in the carpet and yanked it so hard it twisted all his fleshy bits and ruined it.
They had to amputate his toe.

My cat now has no balls, no penis, and one less toe.

So here we are. He's been high as hell on pain meds and can't stop watching Adventure Time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm sorry to hear about your cat's toe.

[Reginald Ret]

My thoughts are with your cat's toe. 

[LMNO]

[Faust]

SO.
Mr Darnell Leroy got his claw caught in the carpet and yanked it so hard it twisted all his fleshy bits and ruined it.
They had to amputate his toe.

My cat now has no balls, no penis, and one less toe.

So here we are. He's been high as hell on pain meds and can't stop watching Adventure Time.

Some cats just seem to be disaster prone. We had a cat recently that tried to eat a bowl of corn which poisoned him really badly, he went really cold and didn't move for a couple of days aside from vomiting and diarrhoea all over the kitchen, then he got better and two weeks later got squashed by a car.

Then you have other cats that will last forever. We had this disgusting thing with an oil slick on on her fur that used to sleep in compost because of the warmth, who stank to high heaven, and went on to live for 16 years....

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

This guy just... 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]