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BEST IDEA EVER

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 07:11:47 AM
A HOUSE UNDER THE GROUND THAT NEVER GETS HOT AND IT'S GOT A THING LIKE A LAUNDRY CHUTE AT GROUND LEVEL THAT ONLY THE MAILMAN CAN OPEN AND HE DROPS YOUR PARCELS DOWN THERE SO YOUR NEIGHBORS DON'T STEAL YOUR SHIT IF YOU'RE NOT HOME

OH, AND DEHYDRATED ALCOHOL POWDER

This is totally a thing in Australia, and probably in other places in the world that I don't know about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_Pedy,_South_Australia


I personally love this sort of thing, since I don't like the heat and am also a troglodyte.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2012, 03:42:20 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 07:11:47 AM
A HOUSE UNDER THE GROUND THAT NEVER GETS HOT AND IT'S GOT A THING LIKE A LAUNDRY CHUTE AT GROUND LEVEL THAT ONLY THE MAILMAN CAN OPEN AND HE DROPS YOUR PARCELS DOWN THERE SO YOUR NEIGHBORS DON'T STEAL YOUR SHIT IF YOU'RE NOT HOME

OH, AND DEHYDRATED ALCOHOL POWDER

This is totally a thing in Australia, and probably in other places in the world that I don't know about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_Pedy,_South_Australia


I personally love this sort of thing, since I don't like the heat and am also a troglodyte.

Neeeeat!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: navkat on April 08, 2012, 04:37:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 07:14:01 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 07:11:47 AM
OH, AND DEHYDRATED ALCOHOL POWDER

OMG I COULD DO LINES OF TEQUILA!!!

"IT BURNS SO GOOARGHMFG!"
*Thud*

I COULD ENCRUST THE RIM OF MY MARGARITA WITH MOAR TEQUILA! FUCK SALT!
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LSD ROULETTE. "Who got the hit and who just ate pieces of paper with Spongebob's face on them?" WE MAY NOT KNOW FOR 20 MINUTES.

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Quote from: navkat on April 08, 2012, 06:48:53 PM
LSD ROULETTE. "Who got the hit and who just ate pieces of paper with Spongebob's face on them?" WE MAY NOT KNOW FOR 20 MINUTES.

We used to play that. :lulz:

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 06:42:46 PM
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YES. THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST IDEA EVER.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Here's one that's already taken:



Get people to eat healthier by making healthy things into trash!

Who the hell wants a bubble gum flavored apple?
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Quote from: Sita on April 09, 2012, 03:37:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Here's one that's already taken:



Get people to eat healthier by making healthy things into trash!

Who the hell wants a bubble gum flavored apple?

I have a feeling that after the initial novelty period, flavored apples will fade into historical trivia.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Quote from: Sita on April 09, 2012, 03:37:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Here's one that's already taken:



Get people to eat healthier by making healthy things into trash!

Who the hell wants a bubble gum flavored apple?

Me.  Gimme!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.