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BEST IDEA EVER

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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Eve Hill

#45
October 24, 2011, 11:16:05 AM
FAST FORWARD BUTTON FOR THE DMV

Luna

#46
October 24, 2011, 11:25:30 AM
Is not my idea, but, sharing.

BACON FLAVORED DOUCHES.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Eve Hill

#47
October 24, 2011, 11:28:56 AM
SINGING TAMPONS

BadBeast

#48
October 24, 2011, 12:02:09 PM
FISH FLAVOURED BACON
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#49
October 24, 2011, 12:18:17 PM
RANDOMLY OCCURRING LSD FLAVOURED NICOTINE PATCHES.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cramulus

#50
October 24, 2011, 02:14:27 PM
GIANT FRIENDLY CRABS

Triple Zero

#51
October 24, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#52
October 24, 2011, 05:17:56 PM
TINY HATE-FILLED PANDAS
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#53
October 24, 2011, 08:12:19 PM
AMERICA!

oh... wait...

East Coast Hustle

#54
October 25, 2011, 03:07:15 PM
So you guys have had some good ideas, but they're nothing compared to my idea (that I'm actually seriously thinking about).

TRAVELING REALDOLL BROTHEL. E/O/T.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
October 25, 2011, 07:27:11 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on October 25, 2011, 03:07:15 PM
So you guys have had some good ideas, but they're nothing compared to my idea (that I'm actually seriously thinking about).

TRAVELING REALDOLL BROTHEL. E/O/T.

WINNAR!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#56
October 25, 2011, 07:43:35 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 23, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
SHOE-QUEEF: AIR POCKET IN THE HEEL MAKES A *PPFFFBLTLTT* NOISE WHEN YOU STEP DOWN, FOREVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02v8e6hADZ4

You need a sneaker that gives you a serious edge. You need shoes that make piggy sounds when you step down on the heel.


Isnt it time you had a shoe that made sounds like a piggy when you step down on the heel?

BadBeast

#57
October 28, 2011, 03:12:14 AM
Genetically modified Battle Crabs of Death!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
October 28, 2011, 04:35:53 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 28, 2011, 03:12:14 AM
Genetically modified Battle Crabs of Death!


Dude.  :lulz:

Anything that involves crabs is automatically the Best Idea Ever!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#59
October 28, 2011, 07:06:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 23, 2011, 09:23:53 PM
A Hat and face that never go out of fashion.


I could stare for hours.



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