Oreo Truffles

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You will need

1/3 cup crème de menthe
One box of thin mints crushed, or enough to fill the bottom of a 9X11 freezable dish.
½ gallon of your favorite vanilla ice cream, or get freeky, try chocolate chip or add your own chocolate chips.
Chocolate chips or a crumbled candy bar or (and this one is great) that chocolate syrup that gets hard when it's poured on cold ice cream.


Put crumbled thin mints in the bottom of your dish and microwave or put in the oven just long enough for the chocolate to melt a bit and create a solid bottom.  Put in freezer for at least half an hour or longer.

Mix ice cream and crème de menthe in a food processor until smooth and minty green throughout.

Layer half this mixture onto the thin mint crust.

Sprinkle chocolate (whichever you use) or pour on crackle, cover with remaining ice cream and smooth with a spatula.

Now you can do anything with the top.  I sometimes dot it out with whole thin mints, or I sprinkle chocolate chips, however, the crackle stuff on top looks cool and makes it "different"

Put in freezer until firm.  Cut, serve, share or be like me and eat half before any of your guests make it over. 

[Luna]

I will try this, next girl scout season!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I will try this, next girl scout season!

You can actually use any mint cookie, the reason why I like the thin mints best is because they have just enough chocolate to melt and make a solid crust.  If you use other mint cookies, add a few chocolate chips, heat then spread out and let cool till hard.

[Luna]

I will try this, next girl scout season!

You can actually use any mint cookie, the reason why I like the thin mints best is because they have just enough chocolate to melt and make a solid crust.  If you use other mint cookies, add a few chocolate chips, heat then spread out and let cool till hard.

Awesome, thanks!

[East Coast Hustle]

I am working on a batch of oreo truffles right the fuck now.

I think the hardest part is going to be leaving some for the rest of the crew.

[Luna]

I am working on a batch of oreo truffles right the fuck now.

I think the hardest part is going to be leaving some for the rest of the crew.

Yeah, that's a bitch.

[East Coast Hustle]

They're done and they turned out awesome.

One question, though...

It feels like it shouldn't have taken an hour and a half to coat 48 little balls in melted chocolate. Do you have a trick or a technique that makes that easier and faster?

[Luna]

They're done and they turned out awesome.

One question, though...

It feels like it shouldn't have taken an hour and a half to coat 48 little balls in melted chocolate. Do you have a trick or a technique that makes that easier and faster?

I just dunked 'em, rolled 'em around with a spoon,  and didn't worry about pretty.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I want to make truffles. I've been wanting to make them.
With pistachios and chilies.

[Suu]

I want to make truffles. I've been wanting to make them.
With pistachios and chilies.

DO IT.

JAMIE AND I WILL EAT THEM.

[Suu]

I made these yesterday. What occurred was a Goddamn shark like feeding frenzy.

[Luna]

I made these yesterday. What occurred was a Goddamn shark like feeding frenzy.

You had seen what happens.  Any damage to persons, property, or livestock is not my fault.

[Suu]

Being able to offer people my balls alone made it worth it...but holy hell.

Oh, and my mom and I did it a little different. 3 cups of crumbs was too much, so what we did was after we mixed it in the cream cheese was roll them in MORE crumbs, then dunked in the melted chocolate, then MOAR CRUMBS.

The kitchen was a mess. 

[Suu]

MOM JUST MADE A DOUBLE BATCH OF BALLS.

GODDAMNIT, LUNA, WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

[Luna]

MOM JUST MADE A DOUBLE BATCH OF BALLS.

GODDAMNIT, LUNA, WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

Yeah, I worried that setting this one loose in the wild could be bad, but, SCIENCE!

ECH, did you come up with a better way to do the chocolate?