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No more sermons, no more rants.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 19, 2011, 09:14:19 PM

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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Telarus

Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 03:14:37 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 23, 2011, 07:01:37 AM
"Do fish drink...... water?"

just wanted to shoot you a thanks for turning me on to this koan. It's a great way of illustrating how language cramps thought.



I was at a party last night, and people were passing around Trivial Pursuit cards, asking each other questions.

I squinted at a card and asked my cabalmate this question. "Do fish drink water?"

His eyes glassed over. The dude was almost on Jeopardy, he's a trivia maniac, and I could SEE the gears in his brain grinding as he tried to figure out the accurate answer to this question. Do fish drink water? He mouthed it silently a few times, then just smiled, shaking his head.





:lulz: Excellent.
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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 29, 2011, 12:33:18 AM
I also, uhh....curse like a drunken sailor. As one might expect.
You have shattered the last of my childhood illusions. :cry:

Luna

Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on December 29, 2011, 03:28:49 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 29, 2011, 12:33:18 AM
I also, uhh....curse like a drunken sailor. As one might expect.
You have shattered the last of my childhood illusions. :cry:
Nope, I got this.

The Easter Bunny does not poop jelly beans.

(Fred, however, does.  She saves them all year for delivery on that one day.  The ones from the candy stores the rest of the year are from the... apprentices (slaves) chained in her basement.)
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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