MLiaC's Holiday Mission (should you choose to accept it)

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Well I was kind enough to entertain my children and girlfriend and most of west county playing ??? dancing ??? jumping around like a monkey to the "Black Eyed Peas" xBox game at Best Buy yesterday.  My daughter walked away and left me alone so I went all out. 

Aside from my son about dying of embarassment some cute guy asked me out after which was HILARIOUS as he was half my age and wanted a night of vidoe games.  I was forced to admit I didn't know one end of a game controller from the other and then made my biggest mistake of calling the game system a Nintendo.    What can I say? It was the last system I actually played soooo.....   

[AFK]

My wife received her ham the other day from her employer or business associate, or someone.  I don't fucking know.

Anyway, this ham is going to be Xmas dinner with the in-laws.

So I had my daughter call up my mother-in-law and sing loudly,

"Joy to the world, the ham is here!"

There was a few seconds of, what I'll assume, is stunned silence before my mom-in-law asked for my wife.  Presumably to ask about the mental well-being of my daughter. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well I was kind enough to entertain my children and girlfriend and most of west county playing ??? dancing ??? jumping around like a monkey to the "Black Eyed Peas" xBox game at Best Buy yesterday.  My daughter walked away and left me alone so I went all out. 

Aside from my son about dying of embarassment some cute guy asked me out after which was HILARIOUS as he was half my age and wanted a night of vidoe games.  I was forced to admit I didn't know one end of a game controller from the other and then made my biggest mistake of calling the game system a Nintendo.    What can I say? It was the last system I actually played soooo.....   

I wish I could have seen that.