Nigel's Shiny New Life Thread

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Speaking of Indians, I just finished enduring Dad's Old Man Rambling Free-Association History Hour.

I love the old man, but oh god.

Make it into a drinking game. Ten minutes in, you won't remember any of it.

Especially awesome for the days when he's telling me why drink is the devil.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

But achieving blackout in ten minutes? Are we talking Everclear by the tumbler?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Back from my first day of class!

1. Math 65 is fun,

2. There's a chick in my Anthropology class who has a lot of opinions and seems to have learned everything she knows about human development from romance novels. It's going to be an interesting term.

[Freeky]

Back from my first day of class!

1. Math 65 is fun,

2. There's a chick in my Anthropology class who has a lot of opinions and seems to have learned everything she knows about human development from romance novels. It's going to be an interesting term.

I hope you relate plenty about the chick. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Romance novels HAVE human development? I thought they were all "hot poor girl who is really the illegitimate daughter of the nobility and has one distinguishing feature like weird eye color or long pinkie fingers is being forced into marriage with a human toad and hot guy must risk life, limb and fortune to rescue her in a misinformed historical context." 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH YES, and they have HISTORICAL FACTS like, indian women just step off the trail to give birth in the woods, and the rejoin the caravan, all unaffected like. Whatever "trail" she's talking about.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Between that and "Babies aren't born with the instinct to suckle, that's learned" I think she is full of a wealth of future anecdotes.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know her name, but I've named her "Cheryl" in my head. I think she's my age but from a different planet.

I have already promised a friend that I will take notes whenever she says something amazing. I'll be sure to share her gems here as well. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If you're around her much, she might be able to carry her own thread. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you're around her much, she might be able to carry her own thread. 

If she is as prolific with her opinions and observations for the rest of the term as she was the first day, she absolutely will get one. 

[Freeky]

Between that and "Babies aren't born with the instinct to suckle, that's learned"

WAIT.  WHAT?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Don Coyote]

Damnit Nigel. Stop hogging all the loudmouth stupid to yourself. All three of my classes are filled with people quietly taking notes and not voicing stupidity.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I know, right?

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED.

Also I just got back from my Sociology class and am very happy about it so far.

Three pleasing things:

1. The homework load is utterly reasonable.

2. I can re-use the textbook for next term's class.

3. The hottest man I have ever seen in my life is in it.

[hirley0]

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