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Untouched by human hands
« on: June 06, 2012, 04:19:31 am »
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked.
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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 05:24:40 am »
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked was new and amazing.

Your historical perspective needs adjustment.

It makes sense that no one has touched the website though, since I don't think anyone has actually watched that movie since about a week before it was released.
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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2012, 05:33:45 am »
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked.

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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 05:46:30 am »
WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS? IS THERE NO GOD?
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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2012, 05:50:47 am »
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked was new and amazing.

Your historical perspective needs adjustment.

It makes sense that no one has touched the website though, since I don't think anyone has actually watched that movie since about a week before it was released.

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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2012, 06:36:11 am »
This is AWESOME.
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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2012, 10:49:11 am »
EVERYBODY RUN!!!

THERE ON THE HORIZON, A HORDE OF HIPSTER ZOMBIES

THEY SMELLED THE RETRO BLOOD

THEY'RE COMING

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Re: Untouched by human hands
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2012, 11:07:37 am »
Hot damn, I can still download a Space Jam screensaver.  Sweet!