It was my fault.

[EK WAFFLR]

I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky. 

So, you know what? 
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you. 
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae. 
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag. 
Blame me, god damn you.

[Remington]

You couldn't have left well enough alone, could you? I still have no idea how you managed to convince that media system that it wanted to barf every piece of data it every had access to up the uplink of a shoddy Telus connection in Bumfuck Nowhere, but you DID say it was your fault. Latencies are horrible, packets are getting dropped everywhere, and fucking GOOGLE takes a minute and a half to load.

You'd better fix this before 8:30 tomorrow or I'm calling the onsite personnel and pulling them to pull the plug on the entire damn thing.

[Freeky]

FUCK YOU, WAFFLE MAN!  YOU DID THIS TO ME?  WHAT THE FUCK!


-exhale-

All right, I feel better.  I'm sorry I shouted.  It's only a splinter, after all.  I forgive you. 

[EK WAFFLR]

You couldn't have left well enough alone, could you? I still have no idea how you managed to convince that media system that it wanted to barf every piece of data it every had access to up the uplink of a shoddy Telus connection in Bumfuck Nowhere, but you DID say it was your fault. Latencies are horrible, packets are getting dropped everywhere, and fucking GOOGLE takes a minute and a half to load.

You'd better fix this before 8:30 tomorrow or I'm calling the onsite personnel and pulling them to pull the plug on the entire damn thing.

I have my ways, my good man. I have my ways. And is it tomorrow morning at EST or CET summertime? Not that it will be fixed, mind you, but still good to know.

[EK WAFFLR]

FUCK YOU, WAFFLE MAN!  YOU DID THIS TO ME?  WHAT THE FUCK!


-exhale-

All right, I feel better.  I'm sorry I shouted.  It's only a splinter, after all.  I forgive you.

My fault. Shouldn't have left faulty woodwork in your vicinity. I did it on purpose, though.
Blame the shit out of me. No need to exhale, ever.

[Freeky]

No, really, it's fine.  I got it out with some tweezers. No biggie. Everyone has malevolent days, you will definitely not be the last.

Even though you are being a dick, I forgive you.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.

So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.

YOU made Seguin?

YOU???

Dude, I'm already in fucking AMERICA.

No, scratch that, I'm in TEXAS.

Like that's not enough?

WTF did I ever do to YOU?????

You DICK. Tha FUCK, I thought you were alright. 

I guess I learned. OUCH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Telarus]

Two Words:

Kanye. West.


WTF dude. We told you.... that shit is for Illuminatus of 4th circle and higher.

[EK WAFFLR]

I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.

So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.

YOU made Seguin?

YOU???

Dude, I'm already in fucking AMERICA.

No, scratch that, I'm in TEXAS.

Like that's not enough?

WTF did I ever do to YOU?????

You DICK. Tha FUCK, I thought you were alright. 

I guess I learned. OUCH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did it out of pure love.

[EK WAFFLR]

Two Words:

Kanye. West.


WTF dude. We told you.... that shit is for Illuminatus of 4th circle and higher.

That was NOT me, but you can blame me for it anyway.n

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.

So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.

YOU made Seguin?

YOU???

Dude, I'm already in fucking AMERICA.

No, scratch that, I'm in TEXAS.

Like that's not enough?

WTF did I ever do to YOU?????

You DICK. Tha FUCK, I thought you were alright. 

I guess I learned. OUCH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did it out of pure love.

D'AWWWWW, THANKS! I CAN SEE FOREVER!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[EK WAFFLR]

(What is a Seguin, by the way?  )

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

(What is a Seguin, by the way?  )

"The People of WalMart" meets "Deliverance" meets "Jackson County Jail" meets Glenn Beck and makes a giant assbaby, basically.

[EK WAFFLR]

(What is a Seguin, by the way?  )

"The People of WalMart" meets "Deliverance" meets "Jackson County Jail" meets Glenn Beck and makes a giant assbaby, basically.

[Telarus]