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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 12, 2012, 09:56:29 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

Where do you go every time Friday rolls around? Do you spend so much of your work week spamming up the Internads that when it gets to the afternoon hours on Friday, you're left frantically cramming everything you should have got done into the four or five hours you have left in the week? Do you check out early, and hit the mall for some Bullshitâ„¢ so you can feel "normal" and recharge for the next week?

Where do you go? Do you sit down in front of the tell-ya-vision and receive your weekly digital communion? Or, maybe you just check out of the Whole Damn Thing until Monday morning, and cower under your bedsheets, repeating to yourself that somehow, by the power of some benevolent deity, you'll fall asleep and never wake up again?

Do you join Occupy for two and a half days of empty gestures and pointless posturing? Do you hand out fliers to people who can barely read a stop sign, hoping that they'll be enlightened and move out of your way so you can jump in and take their god damn place in line for the slaughterhouse?

WHERE DO YOU GO? Do you file like cattle into dingy bars and thump-bumping night clubs, looking to skate through another forty-eight dreadful hours of your dull and meaningless existence on the thin ice of cheap cocktails? Do you try to hit up every attractive and equally comatose potential mate in the place, trying to find some kind of squirming flesh to help you warm up the growing chuck of ice that used to be your soul? Where do you go?

Do you slide secretly into a worn out pew in an old church, lying to yourself that you're just observing weirdos in their natural habitat of impotent faith, while you scour every word broadcast from some filthy bastard's mouth, who just sobered up 10 minutes before you showed up, looking for a glimpse of hope that you won't end up at the chop shop like everyone else? Do you mutter heartfelt but embarrassed and incoherent apologies to God under your breath, for saying so many callous and offensive things about it, just in case?

The fact of the matter is it doesn't matter where you go. It doesn't matter what your routine is, or what helps you sleep at night. The Long Winter's coming, and there ain't a worry or a care in this world or any other that will help you stay awake long enough to see it through. No matter where you go today, you won't need any sleeping pills to help you pass the time where you're going. And you'd better bundle up because it's already October and the chill is setting in.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

PREACH ON, BROTHER VEXATION!

Where do I go?  Right here, watching people brilliantly not post funny or thought-provoking shit.  Watching the sweat o' me brow sink down the page getting views, which are nice, but not a single response.  I write them not because I want an AUDIENCE, but because I'm BORED and I want to talk to someone that isn't some po'bucker $40k/year republican.  Also because my head is full of STUFF, and I have to let it OUT.

And I faithfully stay here until quitting time, when I depart the office - and the interbutts - for 2.5 days, to minister to My People.  I have an hour and a half to go, more or less, and I'll spend it waiting in this horrible fucking bus station, full of people that love to GAWK, but not TALK.

This is why I hate you all, with every ounce of poop I have.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

It isn't that this bus station is old and rickety. It's no Grand Central, but it isn't exactly a roofless stop across the street from a Starbucks and three pot dispensaries on the wrong side of Denver, either. Lots of people come and go, but it seems like they're running out of space to scratch their mark on the walls or something. The chatter barely makes my ears bleed these days.

Yes, lots of people. But more and more, they're apparently just waiting for the bus. Like that's any kind of reason to be at a bus station. And then the bus comes, and they hop on, and they sit down and they shut up. Well, they remain shutting up. And they scoot down the road and over the horizon, just minding their own business and doing what they're supposed to do.

The bus stop's all out of space, Roger. Nowhere left to spray-paint. And it's just a concrete box, anyway. Just a box where you wait for another box, which takes you to another box, where you live until you don't anymore. And there's a box for that, too.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: vȝx on October 12, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
It isn't that this bus station is old and rickety. It's no Grand Central, but it isn't exactly a roofless stop across the street from a Starbucks and three pot dispensaries on the wrong side of Denver, either. Lots of people come and go, but it seems like they're running out of space to scratch their mark on the walls or something. The chatter barely makes my ears bleed these days.

Yes, lots of people. But more and more, they're apparently just waiting for the bus. Like that's any kind of reason to be at a bus station. And then the bus comes, and they hop on, and they sit down and they shut up. Well, they remain shutting up. And they scoot down the road and over the horizon, just minding their own business and doing what they're supposed to do.

The bus stop's all out of space, Roger. Nowhere left to spray-paint. And it's just a concrete box, anyway. Just a box where you wait for another box, which takes you to another box, where you live until you don't anymore. And there's a box for that, too.

Maybe for you.  I'm going to have myself blown up.

And the great thing about the bus station is that the walls are LIMITLESS.  There is literally no end to the amount of writing or speaking or howling that you can do.  If you can be arsed to, anyway.  Or if you're not so crippled by performance anxiety that you can't get your e-dick up when Tia Tequila is shaking her artificial tatas right in your unshaven face.

I mean, what the hell is the penalty inflicted on "substandard" responses, anyway?  What the hell is there to be afraid of?  We have NEVER shat on anyone for that sort of thing...Just for being a dick, or substituting word salad for communication (which is a different thing entirely).

Those low-landers are weak and pasty, Vex, and they know not the way of the Sailing Stones and we desert-dwellers who corral them.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Well, shit.  I'm outta here, I guess.  Nothing like hanging out in an empty bus station.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

I sit in halls where hundreds focus their attention upon a single bipedal whiskerless thing, who in return emits the sounds it considers worth sharing. Then I sit at the typing-light-box in my cave and perform various interactions with the data therein and the projections thereof, mainly according to the pleasure-sparks in my cells. Then I go out among the masses of gyrating, drunken fleshthings enveloped in flashing lights and clamorous explosions of airwaves. Once there I proceed to enjoy myself, occasionally looking out for the enlightened among 'em.

I guess that matches as choice #4, but I refuse to call my existence dull, as far as I experience it...and since it doesn't matter what you do (you say), what I do is a perfectly justified doing.
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tyrannosaurus vex

The churning soup of Human DNA, the sloppy and accidental dance of evolution, boils over the heat of inevitable decay. You do what you want. I'll do what I want. Together we'll circle the drain for a few years, and then plunge to the depths of anonymous history, and join the rest of the bones at the bottom of this poisoned well.

Apparently, in the meantime, I will feel very Goth about things.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

I cram hours at work into my fridays. Then 7pm rolls around and i jubilantly say "friday time!" then i get on a train. Then i get on another train. Then i either go to the tavern or to my laptop. Then i go to sleep.
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tyrannosaurus vex

I watch the clock slow down. Slower and slower, like it's approaching Absolute Zero. Then it's 5PM, and I blink, and it's Monday again.
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AFK

Friday is a very anticlimatic end to what is usually a week crammed full of meetings, negotiations, machinations, and other stuff.  Fridays are slow in my world.  4:30 pm rolls around and it becomes family time.  I take one hat off and put on another, though, in reality, I never really take either completely off.
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P3nT4gR4m

Monday to Thursday is useless to me. I shit away my life, doing meaningless crap that I have to in order to live. I log on here to touch base with some reality, something to keep me sane. To take my mind off the empty husk I endure because I have to and for that I thank you people from the bottom of my heart.

Friday rolls around. From now til monday I'm alive. I hit the wilderness. I get the fuck away from this bullshit "civilisation" that I hope I get to see going up in smoke, one day, before I die.

This weekend I'm stuck at home, drinking and smoking and watching some crap on teevee. So I log on here, group therapy for folks like me who'd burn the whole thing down with a manic grin on their face.

Next weekend you won't see me. Real life is calling, I'm headed for the islands. Who needs the internet when there are places to go, drugs to take, life to live. Far away from the living hell that everyone tells me is the "real world". Fuck the real world - it's inferior bullshit that doesn't make the grade.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Epimetheus

@OP I'm missing the meaning of "the long winter"
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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Epimetheus on October 13, 2012, 12:15:51 AM
@OP I'm missing the meaning of "the long winter"

"The Long Winter" is any protracted period that is inevitable and inescapable. In this case, death.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Epimetheus

Right, so, it doesn't matter whether you go to a party and try to make the grandest old time you can, or go and stand in the corner saturated in misery. I mean the party's going to be over in the morning, right?  :kingmeh:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Epimetheus on October 13, 2012, 12:45:32 AM
Right, so, it doesn't matter whether you go to a party and try to make the grandest old time you can, or go and stand in the corner saturated in misery. I mean the party's going to be over in the morning, right?  :kingmeh:

Pretty sure that wasn't his point.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.