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ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 05, 2012, 06:51:04 PM

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#45
November 08, 2012, 09:50:36 AM
Nigel and Roger have concocted the following atrocities:

- 'Call Me Maybe'

- Spotted Dick in a can

- Donald Trump's sentient toupee

- 'American style' Wagyu beef

- '50 Shades of Grey'

- Mitt Romney's maniacal smarmy grin.
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

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Cain

#46
November 08, 2012, 10:05:47 AM
Obama's re-election.  It's called the WHITE HOUSE for a reason.

Cain

#47
November 08, 2012, 11:33:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 01:57:07 AM
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

:lol:

Well, that certainly sorts out the character reference requirement for my CV.

Suu

#48
November 08, 2012, 01:36:37 PM
That 2" of snow we got yesterday out of sheer spite.

Sure, they may have been responsible for Hurricane Sandy, maybe, but this Nor'Easter? Obviously a plot to punish Providence since we got off easy. This storm just Nigel'd the FUCK out of Providence.
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EK WAFFLR

#49
November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.
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#50
November 08, 2012, 07:20:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 01:57:07 AM
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

CAIN IS A COLD CALCULATING BASTARD WHO DARES TO BE SMART ON THE INTERNET. HORRORS.
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Juana

#51
November 08, 2012, 08:58:05 PM
Roger is why people who talk loudly in libraries
Roger was the first person so give a kid a laser pointer and then take them to a movie theater.
Teen Wolf is because of Nigel.
Nigel is the reason Fresno is so small with half million people.
They're both responsible for Cher.

True Blood is because of Roger, though.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#53
November 08, 2012, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#54
November 08, 2012, 11:51:56 PM
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THIS?  :argh!:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
November 09, 2012, 10:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mitt Romney's Favorite Wife on November 08, 2012, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.

DAMMIT

I HAVE NO RETORT FOR THIS. :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#56
November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
November 12, 2012, 04:06:45 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

:eek: :eek: :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Prince Glittersnatch III

#58
November 12, 2012, 04:45:00 AM
One time Nigel thought it would be funny to slip some exlax in Rogers Jack Daniel's. The damage done to New York now numbers in the billions.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#59
November 12, 2012, 03:28:09 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

OH, THE SHAME!


:cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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