The Last Whiskey Bar

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My friend has gallstones.

Clearly something that homeopathy can fix.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't understand why people are so fucking stupid sometimes.

If you were smarter, you WOULD! 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I don't understand why people are so fucking stupid sometimes.

If you were smarter, you WOULD! 

My friend has gallstones.

Clearly something that homeopathy can fix.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

[Don Coyote]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

I have the worst bonnet now.

[LMNO]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

Still smells better than a gay bar at last call.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

Still smells better than a gay bar at last call.

Who are you, and what have you done to LMNO?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

18F, here.  Everything's frozen, shit's broken everywhere.

I love that our plumbing is only 6" underground.

[LMNO]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

Still smells better than a gay bar at last call.

Who are you, and what have you done to LMNO?

Say what you will.  Just because beer, sweat, ass, and lube are the scents of FUN doesn't mean they're necessarily "pleasant".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

Still smells better than a gay bar at last call.

Who are you, and what have you done to LMNO?

Say what you will.  Just because beer, sweat, ass, and lube are the scents of FUN doesn't mean they're necessarily "pleasant".

As compared, for example, with living in a city in which the only two things you can smell are coyote poop and that horrible mold that grows 1" below the surface of the ground.  The whole place smells like an ash tray after someone has shat in it.  And then put butts out in the poop.  And when the wind blows from the West, things get REALLY exciting.  That's where they put the infamous "no odor" (HA!) settling pond.

So count your blessings and start huffing the upholstery on the seats, LMNO.  And while you do so, give thanks to the God you don't believe in that you live in an ACTUAL CITY, instead of some horrible fucking Western po'bucker archetype of a city.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, I've been to Boston, and it doesn't tell you to SHUT UP, the way Tucson does.  Yep, that's us, The City of Silence.  Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses...But for fuck's sake, don't tell us about it.  Just SHUT UP and everyone will get along JUST FINE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Gotta dump the Satanist sometime in the next two weeks. Also I have a date with a cute nurse today. I seriously don't know why I bother... I like Hot Cowboy just fine, he's plenty smart, very weird, and damn handsome. On one hand, it would be nice to fall in love again, but on another, I don't really have time for it anyway.

I'm going to hang out with crazyboy when he gets back from Cancun, though, just for shits and giggles.

And that is your Tuesday morning Nigel's Stupid Love Life update.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

Still smells better than a gay bar at last call.

Who are you, and what have you done to LMNO?

Say what you will.  Just because beer, sweat, ass, and lube are the scents of FUN doesn't mean they're necessarily "pleasant".

My bedroom smells like a gay bar? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fact:  LMNO smells like old Transformers episodes, ozone, cordite, and saddle leather.

Still smells better than a gay bar at last call.

Who are you, and what have you done to LMNO?

Say what you will.  Just because beer, sweat, ass, and lube are the scents of FUN doesn't mean they're necessarily "pleasant".

My bedroom smells like a gay bar? 

Or my office.

[LMNO]

No Nigel, your bedroom smells like FUN.