Unlimited "Guns, Fuck Yeah!" Thread

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Do you police the behaviour of victims OR the most common perpetrators?

That is a really interesting point, especially within the context of rape and sexual assault. Either way you slice it, it, to me, seems to be infantilizing one gender or the other.

It was kind of my point.

[AFK]

oh, yeah...

Any time that you think it is, just read the thread title.

This thread is about RWHN's butthurt, and his desire to share it.  Therefore, he titled in such a fashion as to imply that anyone who disagrees with him is some sort of nationalistic, mouth-breathing po'bucker.

So, you know, he can go fuck himself.  I'm just here for the lulz.

Yeah, the butthurt of an epidemic of gun violence that is going unaddressed.  The butthurt of a toxic gun, unchecked gun culture that is leading to 87 needless deaths every fucking day.  Yeah, that shit DOES piss me off.

Naw.  What pisses you off is life.

You really seem to have a hard on for this idea that I'm miserable.  Does it give you a tingle down your leg too?  Dude, life is golden for me right now.  I just want to see less people snuffed out by guns so they have the same opportunities.

If you'd had any intention of having an honest discussion, you wouldn't have titled the thread in a manner designed to paint everyone who isn't 169% on board with you as some po'bucker yahoo.

Then don't discuss the topic.  Problem solved.

So, you know, fuck off.

The internet tough guy approach is so 2005.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Then don't discuss the topic.  Problem solved.

You may have noticed that I haven't discussed it since page 6.

And "fuck off" isn't internet tough guy.  It's just "fuck off".

[AFK]

Uh, okay, but I'm not going to fuck off.  So you are wasting your breath.  I mean, why would I?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Uh, okay, but I'm not going to fuck off.  So you are wasting your breath.  I mean, why would I?

Consider it a suggestion, not an order.

[AFK]

Uh, okay, but I'm not going to fuck off.  So you are wasting your breath.  I mean, why would I?

Consider it a suggestion, not an order.

Hmm, okay......let me think......I'm going to go with "no". 


Sorry about that.

[AFK]

And "fucking off" should totally be banned.  I'm going to suggest that to Susan Collins.  Do you thing she'd sponsor a "fuck off" ban bill?  I bet she would. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Uh, okay, but I'm not going to fuck off.  So you are wasting your breath.  I mean, why would I?

Consider it a suggestion, not an order.

Hmm, okay......let me think......I'm going to go with "no". 


Sorry about that.

I didn't expect you to.  You still may have a shred of dignity left, so you really DO have to keep going.

[AFK]

Oh, well that's a relief.   

[Disco Pickle]

of course, there's the obvious passage

John 3:16 -- For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten gun, that whosoever should holster it should not perish, but have everlasting Liberty.

I'm keeping this.  Forever.  I'll always credit you.  If anyone asks to be linked to you, I'll give them your G+, to protect your privacy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Wait... are you talking about making rape ILLEGAL and punishable by law? Obviously, that isn't working, so what we need to do is BAN PENISES, or at least make them harder for regular people to use.

[East Coast Hustle]

You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Wait... are you talking about making rape ILLEGAL and punishable by law? Obviously, that isn't working, so what we need to do is BAN PENISES, or at least make them harder for regular people to use.

I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL SUGGESTION, BABY
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Wait... are you talking about making rape ILLEGAL and punishable by law? Obviously, that isn't working, so what we need to do is BAN PENISES, or at least make them harder for regular people to use.

I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL SUGGESTION, BABY
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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Wait... are you talking about making rape ILLEGAL and punishable by law? Obviously, that isn't working, so what we need to do is BAN PENISES, or at least make them harder for regular people to use.

I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL SUGGESTION, BABY
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They can still MOLEST.

Make sure you get the HANDS, too. And the toes and anything else that can TOUCH ANYTHING.

Fuck it, LETS JUST PUT RAZOR WIRE AROUND THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AND MAKE EVERYBODY DO SLAVE LABOR AND -

Oh, wait, that's pretty much what's happening.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Allow me to reitterate:  "Safe" is not a healthy condition for the primate mind.

Neither is living in constant fear, of course.  Like damn near everything else, you have to find a spot somewhere in between.