Feelin a lot like this lately

[Eater of Clowns]

You sir, are my new nemesis.

Can we at least talk about this first?  Maybe over some bruschetta?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You sir, are my new nemesis.

Can we at least talk about this first?  Maybe over some bruschetta?

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My son was bothering me by blowing bubbles in his milk so I bothered him back by explaining exactly what it sounded like to me, which is the burbling noise a dog's belly makes when they start to cough, right before they "hornk" and vomit up a big steaming pile of dog food mixed with compost diggins and chicken crap.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Freeky]

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"Hornk." That's exactly what it sounds like.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Update:
Went to see therapist, he talked too quiet and wanted to talk about too many feels.
Kept trying to dredge up my past and talk about my parents.
Told him I wasn't there for that and needed to talk about anger management. In our next session we're going to learn how to "cope" with the "anger" before I lash out at people for making sounds.

On Saturday I beat up a sandwich and nearly broke my hand. It is purple and green. I will not speak of this to him.

I have another appointment next week. I doubt it will help and it may be my last.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have plotted out my hell in a colorful chart that isn't boring at all...
Each block represents some asshole in my office. Guess which asshole is me.

[AFK]

I need to make one of these and hang it on my door so people leave me the fuck alone.

[Eater of Clowns]

"nothing.  just Kathy" struck is as oddly, incredibly sad.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"nothing.  just Kathy" struck is as oddly, incredibly sad.

She and two others are the only ones in that place that don't do anything to annoy me.
Nothing.
I don't hear anything from them all day.
Every now and again I'll hear Deanna burst into this awkward nerdy laughter that I kind of like, but she doesn't bother me. Interesting.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wrote a paper about this and you were mentioned in it. I got an A.

Thanks!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

She and two others are the only ones in that place that don't do anything to annoy me.
Nothing.
I don't hear anything from them all day.

Note to self:  Hire some dead people.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I wrote a paper about this and you were mentioned in it. I got an A.

Thanks!

HAHA!
Part of me is amused, part of me is... paranoid

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wrote a paper about this and you were mentioned in it. I got an A.

Thanks!

HAHA!
Part of me is amused, part of me is... paranoid

I could post it! It's basically a brief overview and discussion of the article, with you mentioned as the friend who brought the topic to my attention.