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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#60
June 14, 2013, 07:47:24 AM
It makes me wonder, a little bit, what my earnest reaching-out face looks like. I don't think I've ever tried it. Maybe we all should.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#61
June 14, 2013, 10:20:08 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 14, 2013, 07:47:24 AM
It makes me wonder, a little bit, what my earnest reaching-out face looks like. I don't think I've ever tried it. Maybe we all should.

:lulz:

I think that's a very good point.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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#62
June 14, 2013, 10:57:37 AM
My earnest reaching-out face would probably scare the crap out of everyone. (Except the Nigels)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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P3nT4gR4m

#63
June 14, 2013, 11:46:50 AM
I am presently unaware of any incident of earnestly reaching out in my past. For this reason I can only assume that I have no face reserved for this purpose and that my face would default to homicidal rage or sarcastic sneer in the event that I ever did.

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#64
June 14, 2013, 12:11:39 PM
I think it is time for a photo series.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#65
June 15, 2013, 01:02:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 14, 2013, 11:46:50 AM
I am presently unaware of any incident of earnestly reaching out in my past. For this reason I can only assume that I have no face reserved for this purpose and that my face would default to homicidal rage or sarcastic sneer in the event that I ever did.
Typically I have not reached out until it was either that or off myself in some sort of drastic way.
Since this often involved copious amounts of tears and mucus, I doubt it was pretty.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
June 15, 2013, 02:10:09 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#67
June 15, 2013, 02:19:26 AM
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Anna Mae Bollocks

#68
June 15, 2013, 02:54:42 AM
That's EARNESTLY REACHING OUT. :lulz: I want to see EVERYONE'S.

Amanda Palmer style eyebrows earn bonus points.  :lol:
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#69
June 15, 2013, 09:47:32 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#70
June 15, 2013, 11:55:18 PM
Mine will have to wait until Monday, I don't have time to find the camera ATM.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

GrannySmith

#71
June 16, 2013, 09:51:47 AM
ahhahahaha  :lulz: i guess mine still looks something like
http://www.lastwordonnothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Crying-girl.jpg
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
June 16, 2013, 06:28:34 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#73
June 18, 2013, 04:39:26 AM Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 11:03:31 PM by hylierandom, A.D.D.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Pergamos

#74
July 21, 2013, 08:46:50 PM
This one got taken off the TED site, but it explains something that a lot here already know but most don't, quite well.  The rich don't create jobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CKCvf8E7V1g
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