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Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,

It's been a thing on FB for a while.  You get someone talking about something totally unrelated.  Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.

And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".

One of the advantages of not having idiots on my friends list.  Plenty of people I don't necessarily agree with, but no idiots.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 02:07:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,

It's been a thing on FB for a while.  You get someone talking about something totally unrelated.  Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.

And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".

One of the advantages of not having idiots on my friends list.  Plenty of people I don't necessarily agree with, but no idiots.

I have been watching one formerly completely sane and intelligent friend, a PhD psychologist and tenured professor, spiral down some alarming rabbithole that may or may not be alcohol-fueled. I can't unfriend her because that would be callously cruel and I honestly would feel bad doing so after so many years, but I'm not really sure what I SHOULD do.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Tell them whiskey bottles cant melt steel beams.

Cain,
cruel and useless advice specialist.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 05:09:49 AM
Tell them whiskey bottles cant melt steel beams.

Cain,
cruel and useless advice specialist.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


minuspace

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2015, 04:59:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 02:07:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,

It's been a thing on FB for a while.  You get someone talking about something totally unrelated.  Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.

And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".

One of the advantages of not having idiots on my friends list.  Plenty of people I don't necessarily agree with, but no idiots.

I have been watching one formerly completely sane and intelligent friend, a PhD psychologist and tenured professor, spiral down some alarming rabbithole that may or may not be alcohol-fueled. I can't unfriend her because that would be callously cruel and I honestly would feel bad doing so after so many years, but I'm not really sure what I SHOULD do.
Me.. I SQUEEZE DEM TILL DEY JUICE...

Cain


LMNO

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, ALL OF THAT IS SATIRE.


I CAN'T HEAR YOU.


SATIRE.



SATIRE.

Cain

I'm fairly sure the squirrelgirl is satire, because she says the most amazingly stupid things on such a regular basis.

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/109141423371/s-o-to-the-starving-children-in-africa for example

LMNO

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 09:27:22 PM
I'm fairly sure the squirrelgirl is satire, because she says the most amazingly stupid things on such a regular basis.

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/109141423371/s-o-to-the-starving-children-in-africa for example

"Africans are different; maybe they're apekin."



I'm dying over here. 

Eater of Clowns

I HOPE IT ISN'T SATIRE BECAUSE FUCK YOU
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Demolition Squid

Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Ben Shapiro


Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Looks like Donald Trump has been doing internets again. This is a deleted tweet of his from yesterday:

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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