We're doing MAD SCIENCE up in this shit.

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 19, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
So, we need 20% more compressed air than we have, for the emergency replacement jetmill (the old one went boom).  So we disconnect the power feed to #2 6' ball mill, string 200 feet of cable for 480VAC/220 amps to the supplementary compressor until Building K's new motor control center comes online next week (then switch over and reinstall the 6' ball mill), THEN run 2 air driers in parallel to make up for the fact that I don't have any driers that are big enough, MEANWHILE cutting steel to make the new jetmill PHYSICALLY fit where it has to go, AND THE WHOLE TIME, I have Japanese engineers all over the kiln Filthy Assistant trashed, because AFTER the repair, burner #9 skin temperature shot to 600 Centigrade, burned through, cooked the gas line, which in turn flashed the conduit next to it, and shorted out the entire kiln MEANING that the temperature crashed, and the refractory brick marched 3 feet out the ass end of the kiln WHICH IN TURN tore the conveyor to bitty pieces.

All of this has to be operational by Tuesday at 2PM.

But that's okay, BECAUSE

*pant, pant, wheeze*

WE'RE GODDAMN MAINTENANCE APES, AND WE CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

TGRR,
Back to work!  WARP FACTOR 9, JACKASSES!
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
April 19, 2013, 07:34:10 PM
Whoa.

Suu

#2
April 19, 2013, 07:40:18 PM
This sounds LIKE SO MUCH FUN.

Sometimes I wish we could have video feed of your madness.  :lulz:
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#3
April 19, 2013, 07:40:49 PM
 :eek:

Also, a live video feed of your plant would be so epic!
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#4
April 19, 2013, 07:41:05 PM
MORE FUN THAN YOU REALLY WANTED
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#5
April 19, 2013, 07:41:45 PM
Your workplace is a madhouse. I know you know this. I'm just thinking outloud.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 19, 2013, 07:53:59 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:41:45 PM
Your workplace is a madhouse. I know you know this. I'm just thinking outloud.

My workplace is like 24 acres of MAINTENANCE GEEK HEAVEN.

And contained explosions

BUT MOST OF ALL













PILLZ HERE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
April 19, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
OH, SO ACCOUNTING HAS ISSUES WITH $230,000 WORTH OF MAD SCIENCE.

Email sent to Rod in AFE-land:

QuoteDear Mongoloid Bean Counter:

I have read the email you sent listing your concerns and objectives to a measly quarter-million bucks.  Given that the loss of customers resulting from the failure to produce on time/in spec will only cost us a few million this year alone, along with COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE LOSS OF MARKET SHARE, meaning that the $450 million dollar project in Germany is DEAD IN THE WATER, MONEY ALREADY SPENT.  I am sure, as you must be sure, that you don't want to explain this to your boss, as you both walk out to your cars for the last time.

I have a proposal, though, that could make everyone happy.  We don't run the second compressor, and instead you and your department come down to Tucson and blow into the end of the pipe.  As full of wind as You People are, I expect we can easily maintain 1000 SCFM at 100 PSI indefinitely, if you work in shifts.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
Roger



PS:  If this email hurt your feelings enough to contact HR, I assure you that I still have those pictures of your little "incident" at the strip joint in Lafayette last July, you naughty little monkey.  No, this isn't "putting the arm on you", it's outright fucking extortion.  Love & kisses, Rod, love & kisses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#8
April 19, 2013, 08:44:43 PM
Yowza.

That's fucking awesome.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 19, 2013, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2013, 08:44:43 PM
Yowza.

That's fucking awesome.

The best addition to technology EVER was the cell phone camera.  I shit you not.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#10
April 19, 2013, 08:52:11 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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#11
April 19, 2013, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
OH, SO ACCOUNTING HAS ISSUES WITH $230,000 WORTH OF MAD SCIENCE.

Email sent to Rod in AFE-land:

QuoteDear Mongoloid Bean Counter:

I have read the email you sent listing your concerns and objectives to a measly quarter-million bucks.  Given that the loss of customers resulting from the failure to produce on time/in spec will only cost us a few million this year alone, along with COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE LOSS OF MARKET SHARE, meaning that the $450 million dollar project in Germany is DEAD IN THE WATER, MONEY ALREADY SPENT.  I am sure, as you must be sure, that you don't want to explain this to your boss, as you both walk out to your cars for the last time.

I have a proposal, though, that could make everyone happy.  We don't run the second compressor, and instead you and your department come down to Tucson and blow into the end of the pipe.  As full of wind as You People are, I expect we can easily maintain 1000 SCFM at 100 PSI indefinitely, if you work in shifts.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
Roger



PS:  If this email hurt your feelings enough to contact HR, I assure you that I still have those pictures of your little "incident" at the strip joint in Lafayette last July, you naughty little monkey.  No, this isn't "putting the arm on you", it's outright fucking extortion.  Love & kisses, Rod, love & kisses.

:lulz: This was AMAZING.

I need to put you in charge of my love life immediately.
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#12
April 19, 2013, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 19, 2013, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
OH, SO ACCOUNTING HAS ISSUES WITH $230,000 WORTH OF MAD SCIENCE.

Email sent to Rod in AFE-land:

QuoteDear Mongoloid Bean Counter:

I have read the email you sent listing your concerns and objectives to a measly quarter-million bucks.  Given that the loss of customers resulting from the failure to produce on time/in spec will only cost us a few million this year alone, along with COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE LOSS OF MARKET SHARE, meaning that the $450 million dollar project in Germany is DEAD IN THE WATER, MONEY ALREADY SPENT.  I am sure, as you must be sure, that you don't want to explain this to your boss, as you both walk out to your cars for the last time.

I have a proposal, though, that could make everyone happy.  We don't run the second compressor, and instead you and your department come down to Tucson and blow into the end of the pipe.  As full of wind as You People are, I expect we can easily maintain 1000 SCFM at 100 PSI indefinitely, if you work in shifts.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
Roger



PS:  If this email hurt your feelings enough to contact HR, I assure you that I still have those pictures of your little "incident" at the strip joint in Lafayette last July, you naughty little monkey.  No, this isn't "putting the arm on you", it's outright fucking extortion.  Love & kisses, Rod, love & kisses.

:lulz: This was AMAZING.

I need to put you in charge of my love life immediately.

It's beauteous, isn't it?  :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 19, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 19, 2013, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
OH, SO ACCOUNTING HAS ISSUES WITH $230,000 WORTH OF MAD SCIENCE.

Email sent to Rod in AFE-land:

QuoteDear Mongoloid Bean Counter:

I have read the email you sent listing your concerns and objectives to a measly quarter-million bucks.  Given that the loss of customers resulting from the failure to produce on time/in spec will only cost us a few million this year alone, along with COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE LOSS OF MARKET SHARE, meaning that the $450 million dollar project in Germany is DEAD IN THE WATER, MONEY ALREADY SPENT.  I am sure, as you must be sure, that you don't want to explain this to your boss, as you both walk out to your cars for the last time.

I have a proposal, though, that could make everyone happy.  We don't run the second compressor, and instead you and your department come down to Tucson and blow into the end of the pipe.  As full of wind as You People are, I expect we can easily maintain 1000 SCFM at 100 PSI indefinitely, if you work in shifts.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
Roger



PS:  If this email hurt your feelings enough to contact HR, I assure you that I still have those pictures of your little "incident" at the strip joint in Lafayette last July, you naughty little monkey.  No, this isn't "putting the arm on you", it's outright fucking extortion.  Love & kisses, Rod, love & kisses.

:lulz: This was AMAZING.

I need to put you in charge of my love life immediately.

Love letters are my speciality.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
April 19, 2013, 09:44:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 19, 2013, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
OH, SO ACCOUNTING HAS ISSUES WITH $230,000 WORTH OF MAD SCIENCE.

Email sent to Rod in AFE-land:

QuoteDear Mongoloid Bean Counter:

I have read the email you sent listing your concerns and objectives to a measly quarter-million bucks.  Given that the loss of customers resulting from the failure to produce on time/in spec will only cost us a few million this year alone, along with COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE LOSS OF MARKET SHARE, meaning that the $450 million dollar project in Germany is DEAD IN THE WATER, MONEY ALREADY SPENT.  I am sure, as you must be sure, that you don't want to explain this to your boss, as you both walk out to your cars for the last time.

I have a proposal, though, that could make everyone happy.  We don't run the second compressor, and instead you and your department come down to Tucson and blow into the end of the pipe.  As full of wind as You People are, I expect we can easily maintain 1000 SCFM at 100 PSI indefinitely, if you work in shifts.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
Roger



PS:  If this email hurt your feelings enough to contact HR, I assure you that I still have those pictures of your little "incident" at the strip joint in Lafayette last July, you naughty little monkey.  No, this isn't "putting the arm on you", it's outright fucking extortion.  Love & kisses, Rod, love & kisses.

:lulz: This was AMAZING.

I need to put you in charge of my love life immediately.

Love letters are my speciality.

I feel like my strategy should be posting the messages I get from men on OKC, and having you draft my responses.

What could go wrong?
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