Women's Work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

People getting interested makes corporations unhappy. :P

Correct.  They just want you to LIKE them.  Which, by the way, was brilliant and evil.  You can't look at their page without LIKEing it, so all your friends get a message like "Jabroni Mike and 4 other friends LIKE Appleby's, which leaves YOU feeling like the last man standing in a zombie flick.

Part of the future will involve implants that, while enabling brainmail, also automatically update all social media outlets with your name, town, and credit score every time you enter a chain store or restaurant, or other participating franchises.

You walk through the door of McDonald's and the Twitter will look like this : John Doe (Portland OR/458) LIKES McDonald's. Got a Big Mac and a large fry. You should too! #poorwhitetrashlivin'large #MickyDLOVESYOU #WeAreWatching

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