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Started by East Coast Hustle, July 26, 2013, 12:05:09 AM

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East Coast Hustle

http://news.yahoo.com/rescued-hikers-drown-inside-vehicle-leaving-state-park--police-say-145728543.html

QuoteA pair of hikers who had been rescued after getting lost in the fog and rain inside a Maine state park drowned on Tuesday night when their car plunged into the water off a boat launch as they were trying to leave.

Amy Stiner, 37, and Melissa Moyer, 38, were found dead inside a minivan in 20 feet of water about 175 feet from the boat ramp on the edge of Roque Bluffs State Park, the Washington County Sheriff's Department said. A dog, a pit bull mix who was with them, also drowned.

Officials say the women, who had just been returned to their vehicle by a game warden, took a wrong turn as they were driving away from the parking area.
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Quote from: Alty on July 26, 2013, 12:27:03 AM
Damn.

Im fascinated by such instances. Truth be told i am a total freak about saftey and try to be extremely cautious when doing pretty much anything because I dont want to end up lile one of these headlines. But it seems like theres just no way to safeguard against the randomness of life.

http://www.adn.com/2012/08/09/2580337/police-release-names-of-women.html
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It must have been incredibly foggy.
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If they had escaped from the sinking car they would have been trampled to death by a moose.

It's just how these things work.
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Quote from: Net on July 26, 2013, 01:08:47 AM
If they had escaped from the sinking car they would have been trampled to death by a moose.

It's just how these things work.

Nope.  A caribou.

Alty's fucking the moose.
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Quote from: Net on July 26, 2013, 01:08:47 AM
If they had escaped from the sinking car they would have been trampled to death by a moose.

It's just how these things work.
If you are ever trapped in a sinking car, you can push or kick the windshield out with your feet, then swim for it.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 26, 2013, 01:37:03 AM
Quote from: Net on July 26, 2013, 01:08:47 AM
If they had escaped from the sinking car they would have been trampled to death by a moose.

It's just how these things work.
If you are ever trapped in a sinking car, you can push or kick the windshield out with your feet, then swim for it.

Unless you're knocked stupid by the impact of the car into the water, which usually happens, or if you are so foolish as to not wear your seatbelt, in which case you're folded three ways in front of the passenger seat.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 01:41:08 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 26, 2013, 01:37:03 AM
Quote from: Net on July 26, 2013, 01:08:47 AM
If they had escaped from the sinking car they would have been trampled to death by a moose.

It's just how these things work.
If you are ever trapped in a sinking car, you can push or kick the windshield out with your feet, then swim for it.

Unless you're knocked stupid by the impact of the car into the water, which usually happens, or if you are so foolish as to not wear your seatbelt, in which case you're folded three ways in front of the passenger seat.

Wonder what year vehicle it was.
But yeah, if they were concussed, that would prevent getting out.  Or not belted in and therefore injured-it hardly takes any impact at all to injure unbelted people in a vehicle.

I'd prolly survive it, but I'm a human cockroach, I'm fairly talented at not dying.
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East Coast Hustle

One of them managed to call 911 from the vehicle and told the dispatcher that it was filling with water before the phone died, so at least one of them was conscious when the vehicle went under.
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Maybe panic. Very popular reaction when people find their heads under water. Start all wriggling and thrashing around and wasting their 4 minutes worth of oxygenated blood.

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Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 26, 2013, 09:51:37 AM
One of them managed to call 911 from the vehicle and told the dispatcher that it was filling with water before the phone died, so at least one of them was conscious when the vehicle went under.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 26, 2013, 09:56:49 AM
Maybe panic. Very popular reaction when people find their heads under water. Start all wriggling and thrashing around and wasting their 4 minutes worth of oxygenated blood.
Most likely.
:sad:

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