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Vex, I'm holding you personally responsible for this abomination

Started by Cain, September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM

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September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 04:25:08 PM by -
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Q. G. Pennyworth

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September 10, 2013, 02:17:08 PM
QuoteTess, Savannah and Brynne have all been home-schooled.

I found the problem!

Faust

#2
September 10, 2013, 02:20:16 PM
"Possessions are a meaningless distraction"

~Buddhist exorcist
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 10, 2013, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
I would in fact pay good money to watch someone try and exorcise TGRR.

Yes.  This.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#4
September 10, 2013, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 10, 2013, 02:20:16 PM
"Possessions are a meaningless distraction"

~Buddhist exorcist


:lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

tyrannosaurus vex

#5
September 10, 2013, 04:09:49 PM
This is only the first stage of my plan.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

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September 10, 2013, 04:48:54 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 04:24:27 PM by -
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
September 10, 2013, 05:00:25 PM
Wow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
September 10, 2013, 05:42:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
I would in fact pay good money to watch someone try and exorcise TGRR.

Yes.  This.

I'm imagining a long and drawn out process, where, after many fraught hours of Latin chanting and Bible waving, you embrace Jesus as your personal saviour.

After which you go LAWL ONLY JOKING and calmly walk away.

I need to eat half a gallon of pea soup first.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
September 10, 2013, 06:26:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 05:42:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
I would in fact pay good money to watch someone try and exorcise TGRR.

Yes.  This.

I'm imagining a long and drawn out process, where, after many fraught hours of Latin chanting and Bible waving, you embrace Jesus as your personal saviour.

After which you go LAWL ONLY JOKING and calmly walk away.

I need to eat half a gallon of pea soup first.

Or, perhaps, vindaloo?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
September 10, 2013, 06:27:15 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 10, 2013, 06:26:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 05:42:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
I would in fact pay good money to watch someone try and exorcise TGRR.

Yes.  This.

I'm imagining a long and drawn out process, where, after many fraught hours of Latin chanting and Bible waving, you embrace Jesus as your personal saviour.

After which you go LAWL ONLY JOKING and calmly walk away.

I need to eat half a gallon of pea soup first.

Or, perhaps, vindaloo?

Vomiting pea soup = The Exorcist.

Vomiting vindaloo = THROAT CANCER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
September 10, 2013, 06:35:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 06:27:15 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 10, 2013, 06:26:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 05:42:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
I would in fact pay good money to watch someone try and exorcise TGRR.

Yes.  This.

I'm imagining a long and drawn out process, where, after many fraught hours of Latin chanting and Bible waving, you embrace Jesus as your personal saviour.

After which you go LAWL ONLY JOKING and calmly walk away.

I need to eat half a gallon of pea soup first.

Or, perhaps, vindaloo?

Vomiting pea soup = The Exorcist.

Vomiting vindaloo = THROAT CANCER.

Oh I wasn't suggesting you VOMIT it. Give it plenty of time to come out the regular way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

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September 10, 2013, 06:53:56 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 04:24:06 PM by -
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Telarus

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September 11, 2013, 12:19:39 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Faust on September 10, 2013, 02:20:16 PM
"Possessions are a meaningless distraction"

~Buddhist exorcist

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