Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Odibex Grallspice]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.

5 oz of gin is, in my world anyway, roughly three servings.

Like, not to be a dick but 5 oz is about a glass of wine, volume-wise.

A decent martini is About 8 oz, and is essentially cold gin with a bit of flavor.  Those were the lines I was thinking along.

Again, not advisable, but possible, given the drinking time window.  If you start at noon and go to midnight, it's feasible.

A classic martini glass only holds about 3-4 oz. In Oregon, serving an 8-oz martini, if you got busted by the OLCC, would result in a fine and loss of your server's license, at least.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

8 oz is the size of a gin and soda.

I have never had a martini served in a juice glass. Maybe Mass. does it differently, but I've had martinis in Oregon, Washington, California, Nevada, Vermont, and Arizona.

[Odibex Grallspice]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.

Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.

Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

It's dangerous to be sincere unless you also happen to be stupid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

'cause aren't you special? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.

Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

It's dangerous to be sincere unless you also happen to be stupid.

I'm sincere pretty much ohhh I guess 98% of the time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.

Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

Wahhhh

[Salty]

I struggle with my own biases and preconceived notions daily, I actively seek out dismantling the warped architecture of my mind, and with all that regularity it is not any easier, at times.

So, I can hardly imagine what thats like for people who NEVER do that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For the record, Grodibex, I am actually not only a giant, tiny asshole with tits, but also I am slightly drunk right now, having gone to UFC fighting last night and then to the "evil party", and then coming home, sleeping briefly, and waking up with a wretched hangover. So I drank a beer my housemate left in the fridge, as hair of the dog.

I have to sober up and make gingerbread for the New Year. I might have to go back to bed for that.

[Salty]

Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

Wow

Hilarious only because in Portland you come across as super manly.

[Salty]

Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

Wow

Hilarious only because in Portland you come across as super manly.

Yeah? Heh. That is pretty rad.

I dont think anyone has ever used those words in conjunction with my self.