Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

Wow

Hilarious only because in Portland you come across as super manly.

Yeah? Heh. That is pretty rad.

I dont think anyone has ever used those words in conjunction with my self.

Portland is a different kind of place.

[Ben Shapiro]

I injected 7 marijuana's last night at our secret Santa party. It was all dro, and I barely remember anything.

[Salty]

Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

[Salty]

Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

Yeah, no doubt,

This one clamped both hands in turn while flapping is wings. For no reason. I have been here for a week. Fucking thing.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

And desert parrots.  They're pretty cool.

[Odibex Grallspice]

"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

'cause aren't you special? 

Well, yeah. Of course? You think this is a game!?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

Yeah, no doubt,

This one clamped both hands in turn while flapping is wings. For no reason. I have been here for a week. Fucking thing.

They're crazy smart, which really just means that it's a fucking asshole.

Or possibly crazy from being kept infantilized in a cage its entire life.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

And desert parrots.  They're pretty cool.

You have that shit in the desert?

WHY DO YOU EVEN LIVE IN A DESERT, I KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S UNINHABITABLE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That means "nobody can live there".

[Odibex Grallspice]

I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.

I don't know,maybe I hate it, maybe I don't. I'm undecided.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.

I don't know,maybe I hate it, maybe I don't. I'm undecided.

You can do both. If you want.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.

[Odibex Grallspice]

I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.

I don't know,maybe I hate it, maybe I don't. I'm undecided.

You can do both. If you want.

That gives me headache. I'm a Westerner.

[Salty]

I think we can all agree, PD.com is terrible.

Just terrible.