Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

Ladies and gentleman, cyborgs and freaks; I GIVE YOU OUR KING!

[LMNO]

 

[Payne]

I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

Lemme guess, the training today was "Potty Training"?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am mentally resisting my chemistry homework. I think I'm traumatized by the midterm.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

  KING DOUR!


I have a facebook full of dumb people, because salt your data. One of the dumb people insists that she is suffering from the effects of chemtrail exposure. As evidence, she posts pictures of herself that look like someone's got the measles.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

[Payne]

Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

[LMNO]

As evidence, she posts pictures of herself that look like someone's got the measles.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

[Payne]

Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

You're quite epic, you know.

Well done that man!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

You're quite epic, you know.

Well done that man!

WHY IS THIS SAYING A THING NOW?

[Cramulus]

I'll show you! I'll crap someone else's pants at work.