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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, February 04, 2014, 07:20:52 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

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Related to Smokey the Bear?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 07:46:42 PM
Related to Smokey the Bear?

Possibly. All I know is that he's quite interested in #chemicalfree, and correcting the people who say it.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 07:43:07 AM
My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?

It's really just someone who was sick of hearing chemical free. I have the same thing with hearing organic. Everything I could possibly eat is organic. The only thing that I eat that isn't organic is salt (NaCl. No carbon involved) and water (H2O. No carbon involved)

Chemical free is a stupid phrase. Doesn't really matter where it's coming from, it's a Twitter troll with an educational purpose.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Resigned Obligatorily

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 05, 2014, 07:47:01 AM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 07:43:07 AM
My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?

It's really just someone who was sick of hearing chemical free. I have the same thing with hearing organic. Everything I could possibly eat is organic. The only thing that I eat that isn't organic is salt (NaCl. No carbon involved) and water (H2O. No carbon involved)

Chemical free is a stupid phrase. Doesn't really matter where it's coming from, it's a Twitter troll with an educational purpose.

Oh :D, ok.

Awesome! I recently went organic too.
I thought all that toxic food stuff was malarkey
and that people just were't using moderation, but I feel so much better!

I was pretty far under the appropriate weight, and I detoxed from all the coca cola and fast food, I craved it like never before. Now I'm actually close to being a healthy weight.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Bruno

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 05, 2014, 07:47:01 AM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 07:43:07 AM
My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?

It's really just someone who was sick of hearing chemical free. I have the same thing with hearing organic. Everything I could possibly eat is organic. The only thing that I eat that isn't organic is salt (NaCl. No carbon involved) and water (H2O. No carbon involved)

Chemical free is a stupid phrase. Doesn't really matter where it's coming from, it's a Twitter troll with an educational purpose.

I'm confused by the word "natural".  What is natural, and what isn't? Is an anthill natural? What about a strip-mall, or skyscraper?

It seems to mean "Made only by humans", which seems to be based on the belief that humans are separate from nature.
Formerly something else...

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 11:10:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 05, 2014, 07:47:01 AM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 07:43:07 AM
My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?

It's really just someone who was sick of hearing chemical free. I have the same thing with hearing organic. Everything I could possibly eat is organic. The only thing that I eat that isn't organic is salt (NaCl. No carbon involved) and water (H2O. No carbon involved)

Chemical free is a stupid phrase. Doesn't really matter where it's coming from, it's a Twitter troll with an educational purpose.

Oh :D, ok.

Awesome! I recently went organic too.
I thought all that toxic food stuff was malarkey
and that people just were't using moderation, but I feel so much better!

I was pretty far under the appropriate weight, and I detoxed from all the coca cola and fast food, I craved it like never before. Now I'm actually close to being a healthy weight.

You misunderstand me. Even toxic food is organic because it contains carbon compounds. Coca cola and fast food is organic. Synthetic food dyes are organic. Ritalin is organic.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Emo Howard on March 05, 2014, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 05, 2014, 07:47:01 AM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 07:43:07 AM
My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?

It's really just someone who was sick of hearing chemical free. I have the same thing with hearing organic. Everything I could possibly eat is organic. The only thing that I eat that isn't organic is salt (NaCl. No carbon involved) and water (H2O. No carbon involved)

Chemical free is a stupid phrase. Doesn't really matter where it's coming from, it's a Twitter troll with an educational purpose.

I'm confused by the word "natural".  What is natural, and what isn't? Is an anthill natural? What about a strip-mall, or skyscraper?

It seems to mean "Made only by humans", which seems to be based on the belief that humans are separate from nature.

Yeah, that's an odd one too. If it's not natural, it shouldn't exist.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Resigned Obligatorily

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 05, 2014, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 11:10:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 05, 2014, 07:47:01 AM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 07:43:07 AM
My art teacher (rip) was friends with the person who did the original Smokey the bear illustration.
It was a contest ran with a ton of entries from art schools.

I wonder where this is coming from?

It's really just someone who was sick of hearing chemical free. I have the same thing with hearing organic. Everything I could possibly eat is organic. The only thing that I eat that isn't organic is salt (NaCl. No carbon involved) and water (H2O. No carbon involved)

Chemical free is a stupid phrase. Doesn't really matter where it's coming from, it's a Twitter troll with an educational purpose.

Oh :D, ok.

Awesome! I recently went organic too.
I thought all that toxic food stuff was malarkey
and that people just were't using moderation, but I feel so much better!

I was pretty far under the appropriate weight, and I detoxed from all the coca cola and fast food, I craved it like never before. Now I'm actually close to being a healthy weight.

You misunderstand me. Even toxic food is organic because it contains carbon compounds. Coca cola and fast food is organic. Synthetic food dyes are organic. Ritalin is organic.

ROFL....  Indeed!

The movement against chemicals does wrongfully demonize all re-aligned particles. (synthesized substances)
Cannot create of destroy matter after all! Therefore everything is natural....

Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

MMIX

If only they could make chemical-free people -
          now that would be a breath of fresh air
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

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Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2014, 09:38:59 AM
If only they could make chemical-free people -
          now that would be a breath of fresh air

Its called a computer?
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

MMIX

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 06, 2014, 10:00:54 AM
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2014, 09:38:59 AM
If only they could make chemical-free people -
          now that would be a breath of fresh air

Its called a computer?

Nope




chemical-free people would not exist, we are just a bunch of chemicals - same with chemical-free computers

note to self never try to explain a joke
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

LMNO

Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2014, 01:49:02 PM
note to self never try to explain a joke

Especially to that douchecanoe.

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Individuals not getting the joke is an opportunity to branch a targetted meta joke, on the dumbasses tab, thereby extending the comedic value of the original joke.

Explaining the joke is a limited opportunity to capitalise via condescension/mockery but this quickly kills the funny.

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