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ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014

Started by Suu, February 07, 2014, 07:37:43 PM

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Suu

February 07, 2014, 07:37:43 PM
Who will think of the children?!

Me, damnit. I don't usually buy Girl Scout Cookies, but when I do, I  fill my fucking freezer with thin mints and flip teabaggers the bird.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2014/02/06/Girl-Scout-Cookiecott-Breaks-Out-All-Over

READ THE COMMENTS. JUST...READ THEM. I LOVE THIS CENTURY! :banana:
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Trivial

#1
February 08, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Damnit I'm torn.  I don't like their practice of deciding how many cookies the troop gets and doesn't allow them to ship any back.  The seriously over estimate in my area every time.  Troops end up bankrupt over the damn cookies.

But I hate teatards.
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#2
February 08, 2014, 01:23:52 AM
Con: What USU said. And they;re bad for you and they make you fat.

Pro: TEATARDS HATE THEM AND THOSE COOKIES ARE FUCKING ORGASMIC

Guess what I'm doing if I catch somebody selling them.  :lol:
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#3
February 08, 2014, 02:10:11 AM
These people are so, so stupid.
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#4
February 08, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
Wait, so they are boycotting Girl Scout cookies because Girl Scouts of America mentioned women who were prominent in politics this year?

Or because they "honored" the Planned Parenthood founder (although I am not sure what that means exactly)?

Do they even know why they're boycotting Girl Scout Cookies?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#5
February 08, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 08, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
Wait, so they are boycotting Girl Scout cookies because Girl Scouts of America mentioned women who were prominent in politics this year?

Or because they "honored" the Planned Parenthood founder (although I am not sure what that means exactly)?

Do they even know why they're boycotting Girl Scout Cookies?

From what I gather, it's because the Girl Scouts are pro-LGBT (They allow transgender to join), pro-choice, and pro-sexual education for women. In other words, they are full of evil and hate Jesus.
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#6
February 09, 2014, 08:47:27 PM
Just bought some girl scout cookies today! What's funny is I never bought them until conservative idiots whined about GSUSA and I learned how legitimately awesome the organization is (to a point).

This also seems like a good place to post some of my favorite conservative GS-related images:



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 09, 2014, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 08, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 08, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
Wait, so they are boycotting Girl Scout cookies because Girl Scouts of America mentioned women who were prominent in politics this year?

Or because they "honored" the Planned Parenthood founder (although I am not sure what that means exactly)?

Do they even know why they're boycotting Girl Scout Cookies?

From what I gather, it's because the Girl Scouts are pro-LGBT (They allow transgender to join), pro-choice, and pro-sexual education for women. In other words, they are full of evil and hate Jesus.

THE HORROR!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#8
February 09, 2014, 11:54:05 PM
Bringing this out again.
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Suu

#9
February 10, 2014, 01:48:54 AM
Amerca.
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#10
February 10, 2014, 05:33:03 AM
I need some of those preggo primers.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#11
February 10, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
The thought occurs that if one girl scout troop actually got those boxes printed up with the above names they would:

1- Sell so many cookies it wouldn't even be funny. People would buy them worldwide after it went viral. Ideal time to bandwagon on Sochi.
2- Give their opponents something to actually rant about which would probably end badly for them. These kind of people can't go in front of a camera for more than 10 minutes without dragging another prejudice in so, you know, media gold in waiting.
3 - There's probably more but those two are enough, surely? Someone get on it.
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Suu

#12
February 10, 2014, 07:32:54 PM
I would buy the fuck out of those cookies with names like that.
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#13
February 10, 2014, 07:34:38 PM
It would be funny, but it's not really appropriate for an organization for children, nor in keeping with their mission, so it will never happen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#14
February 10, 2014, 10:03:14 PM
Nigeled.
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