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Started by monad, February 24, 2014, 10:58:24 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#195
March 04, 2014, 05:49:49 PM
Okay, I am going to lose my shit in a few moments.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#196
March 04, 2014, 05:59:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 25, 2014, 06:50:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2014, 06:29:32 PM
The real irony is that the reason he found this board in the first place was because I sent him links to a few of the many creative projects that have stemmed from it, and from the big ole meanies here, over the last few years.  :lol:


Pssshhhh. Creative projects, we need NUMBERS dammit!
Post counts! New blood!
"New Blood"

New Blood, Reporting in!
Honestly, I am here because of that book. I've never enjoyed reading utter nonsense so thoroughly.
The ability to or not to enjoy that book is a great profiling system. That is what raised my expectations of this place to unbelievable heights.

Those who do not enjoy it, obviously don't belong here.
Those who do enjoy it, get to try this place out.

If you want fresh blood, find a way to adapt Lord Omar's, "A Primer for Erisian Evangelists" for modern use through chat services and IRL random street approaches.
I swear that approach, applied with a pinch of charisma, would actually work!


On the bright side though, I'm pretty worried that liking that book means I can no longer be in denial of my own insanity....

Bright, because denial isn't reality, and reality is good weather it be a good or bad reality.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#197
March 04, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
In denial of your own insanity, you say?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#198
March 04, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Jesus fucking wept, they weren't lying when they said a crack epidemic is making a generation fucking demented.

QuoteIRL random street approaches.

Not another fucking PUA. Please.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#199
March 04, 2014, 06:05:35 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 04, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Jesus fucking wept, they weren't lying when they said a crack epidemic is making a generation fucking demented.

QuoteIRL random street approaches.

Not another fucking PUA. Please.

I don't think this guy is.

I think he is just not getting the point.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#200
March 04, 2014, 06:07:09 PM Last Edit: March 04, 2014, 06:10:05 PM by Obligatory Resignation

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
In denial of your own insanity, you say?
You see:
Suppose I am not crazy, but instead am under the delusion of being crazy.
Wouldn't a delusion of insanity be insanity itself?

Suppose I am crazy and am completely correct. What symptoms do I have?
If none, then I am wrong and therefore crazy.
If I do have symptoms, then the insanity would make me unaware of them.
The symptoms/delusions would feel as real as a sane person's reality feels to them.

In this way I get to feel assured that I am self aware of my state of mind.

Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Resigned Obligatorily

#201
March 04, 2014, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:05:35 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 04, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Jesus fucking wept, they weren't lying when they said a crack epidemic is making a generation fucking demented.

QuoteIRL random street approaches.

Not another fucking PUA. Please.

I don't think this guy is.

I think he is just not getting the point.

Please, explain.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#202
March 04, 2014, 06:10:57 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:07:09 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
In denial of your own insanity, you say?
You see:
Suppose I am not crazy, but instead am under the delusion of being crazy.
Wouldn't a delusion of insanity be insanity itself?

Suppose I am crazy and am completely correct. What symptoms do I have?
If none, then I am wrong and therefore crazy.
If I do have symptoms, then the insanity would make me unaware of them.
The symptoms/delusions would feel as real as a sane person's reality feels to them.

In this way I get to feel assured that I am self aware of my state of mind.

Suppose you fuck off and die, asshole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#203
March 04, 2014, 06:11:45 PM Last Edit: March 04, 2014, 06:13:41 PM by Obligatory Resignation
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:10:57 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:07:09 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
In denial of your own insanity, you say?
You see:
Suppose I am not crazy, but instead am under the delusion of being crazy.
Wouldn't a delusion of insanity be insanity itself?

Suppose I am crazy and am completely correct. What symptoms do I have?
If none, then I am wrong and therefore crazy.
If I do have symptoms, then the insanity would make me unaware of them.
The symptoms/delusions would feel as real as a sane person's reality feels to them.

In this way I get to feel assured that I am self aware of my state of mind.

Suppose you fuck off and die, asshole.

You don't take jokes very well do you?
Truly, we're all in the process of fucking off and dieing.
We have simply crossed paths on the way to hell.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#204
March 04, 2014, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:05:35 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 04, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Jesus fucking wept, they weren't lying when they said a crack epidemic is making a generation fucking demented.

QuoteIRL random street approaches.

Not another fucking PUA. Please.

I don't think this guy is.

I think he is just not getting the point.

Please, explain.

Nope.  Your other post has told me every fucking thing I need to know about you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#205
March 04, 2014, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:07:09 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
In denial of your own insanity, you say?
You see:
Suppose I am not crazy, but instead am under the delusion of being crazy.
Wouldn't a delusion of insanity be insanity itself?

Suppose I am crazy and am completely correct. What symptoms do I have?
If none, then I am wrong and therefore crazy.
If I do have symptoms, then the insanity would make me unaware of them.
The symptoms/delusions would feel as real as a sane person's reality feels to them.

In this way I get to feel assured that I am self aware of my state of mind.

:roll:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#206
March 04, 2014, 06:12:56 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:11:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:10:57 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:07:09 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
In denial of your own insanity, you say?
You see:
Suppose I am not crazy, but instead am under the delusion of being crazy.
Wouldn't a delusion of insanity be insanity itself?

Suppose I am crazy and am completely correct. What symptoms do I have?
If none, then I am wrong and therefore crazy.
If I do have symptoms, then the insanity would make me unaware of them.
The symptoms/delusions would feel as real as a sane person's reality feels to them.

In this way I get to feel assured that I am self aware of my state of mind.

Suppose you fuck off and die, asshole.

You don't take jokes very well do you?

Well, no.  Not on certain subjects.

You may now begin sorting the peanuts out of my shit.  Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#207
March 04, 2014, 06:13:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 06:12:41 PM
:roll:

I went from being solicitous towards this one to hating his stinking guts in just one post.

This may be a new record.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#208
March 04, 2014, 06:15:26 PM Last Edit: March 04, 2014, 06:20:58 PM by Obligatory Resignation
Oops.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#209
March 04, 2014, 06:16:04 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 06:15:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 06:13:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 06:12:41 PM
:roll:

I went from being solicitous towards this one to hating his stinking guts in just one post.

This may be a new record.

so·lic·i·tous
səˈlisitəs/
adjective
1.
characterized by or showing interest or concern.

Thank you.

Also, thank you! Its not not very often the fruits of my labors pay off so expediently!

Goodbye, fucking retard.  Go find some other person to pointlessly offend.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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