OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

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Suu

#315
March 21, 2014, 01:35:32 PM
I'm at the ER. Hail Eris.

Possible UTI or lodged kidney stone. Or both. They don't know yet, I'm just back to pissing shards of glass.
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LMNO

#316
March 21, 2014, 01:58:05 PM
You know, when Roger talks about being a "walking glitch", he doesn't mean being one to yourself.

Cain

#317
March 21, 2014, 03:20:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2014, 01:22:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 20, 2014, 11:22:16 PM
As previously mentioned

Impressive.

This scene came to mind.  "You just spray the area."

I wish the previous match had recorded properly.  I was on fire for that one.  20 headshots before 25 kills, didn't even go down until round 10, scored 200k in points, it was the epitome of brutal destruction.

But yeah.  Hurricane = overpowered.  Hurricane with no down sides = insanely overpowered. 

Suu

#318
March 21, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2014, 01:58:05 PM
You know, when Roger talks about being a "walking glitch", he doesn't mean being one to yourself.

I can't help it. My body does this shit. I'm never sick, but when I AM sick, it usually requires hospitalization and fancy pills for a while.

The verdict was, and I quote, "The most impressive UTI they've seen in a while." It spread from my bladder to my kidneys in 12 hours. That's a new record, even for me. I'm on horrid antibiotics (sulfa) for a full 7 days, Pyridian (orange piss pills) for 2 days until the pain stops, and as much water as I can stand until I'm DONE with the antibiotics, when I get to start on probiotics to repopulate my intestines so they can function after this. Drinking cranberry juice can aid in the formation of kidney stones (but helps UTIs, wtf) so I need to use sparingly.

I am AWESOME. :banana:
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Telarus

#319
March 21, 2014, 04:21:11 PM
Doom. Hope that goes by quickly!
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Suu

#320
March 21, 2014, 04:30:44 PM
Meh, after the week I've had? I'm lucky a meteor hasn't hit my house or something.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#321
March 21, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Damn, Suu, that sucks.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#322
March 21, 2014, 04:54:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2014, 01:58:05 PM
You know, when Roger talks about being a "walking glitch", he doesn't mean being one to yourself.

Yes I do.

See you at THE GAY BAR.  We'll be there around 9-ish.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#323
March 21, 2014, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2014, 04:54:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2014, 01:58:05 PM
You know, when Roger talks about being a "walking glitch", he doesn't mean being one to yourself.

Yes I do.

See you at THE GAY BAR.  We'll be there around 9-ish.

the Madonna Party is SELLING OUT.

Go here and see if you can get an advance ticket:
http://americanrepertorytheater.org/events/show/videodrome-discoth%C3%A8que-episode-99-love-so-fine-0

Let me know if you can't, we'll work something else out.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#324
March 21, 2014, 05:15:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 21, 2014, 01:35:32 PM
I'm at the ER. Hail Eris.

Possible UTI or lodged kidney stone. Or both. They don't know yet, I'm just back to pissing shards of glass.

I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's... wait... your OWN urinary tract.  :sad:


Depression is in full swing today. Thanks a lot, scumbag brain.

The Good Reverend Roger

#325
March 21, 2014, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2014, 05:15:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 21, 2014, 01:35:32 PM
I'm at the ER. Hail Eris.

Possible UTI or lodged kidney stone. Or both. They don't know yet, I'm just back to pissing shards of glass.

I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's... wait... your OWN urinary tract.  :sad:


Depression is in full swing today. Thanks a lot, scumbag brain.

Pour whiskey on it.  That will shut it up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#326
March 21, 2014, 05:59:57 PM
Working the next two nights.  See you spags Sunday afternoon.

The Good Reverend Roger

#327
March 21, 2014, 06:02:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2014, 05:59:57 PM
Working the next two nights.  See you spags Sunday afternoon.

I'll see you Monday.  I'll be offline in a half hour until then.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#328
March 21, 2014, 06:05:02 PM
Have a good weekend, Cain!

The Good Reverend Roger

#329
March 21, 2014, 06:12:04 PM
CAIN!  IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!  TAKE THIS:

http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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