OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Holy shit. I'm married by the power vested in the state of New Hampshire.

[Aucoq]

Holy shit. I'm married by the power vested in the state of New Hampshire.

Congratulations! 

[Luna]

It was good to see all of you on Saturday.  Sorry it couldn't have been gayer.

I had a blast. I laughed so much that my ribs cramped.

An awesome time was had.

[East Coast Hustle]

So I wanna buy a tablet, but I don't need some high-end galaxy tab or ipad or some shit like that, so does anyone have any recommendations for a decent mid-market tablet? 7 or 10 inch, I could go with either as long as the specs are decent.

[EK WAFFLR]

Holy shit. I'm married by the power vested in the state of New Hampshire.

[EK WAFFLR]

Worth noting to the rest of the board:

Twid and Villager have a Holy Quest™.  They have to break the Norway Metal Barrier.  The scale of metal, you see, runs from "Fred Rogers" (No metal at all), to "Norway" (all known metal).  Anarchangel must break the NMB or face doom.

Why do you have to go give Twid and Villager an impossible Holy Quest™?

[Eater of Clowns]

It was good to see all of you on Saturday.  Sorry it couldn't have been gayer.

Quite a time nonetheless. Glad we could finally meet.

Holy shit. I'm married by the power vested in the state of New Hampshire.

[EK WAFFLR]

Back from visiting my maternal grandfather, the only one left of that generation on both sides of my family. He's got lung cancer. Luckily there's hardly any spread and the survival rate is at 80%. Still sucks massive dragon dick.

[Cain]

Worth noting to the rest of the board:

Twid and Villager have a Holy Quest™.  They have to break the Norway Metal Barrier.  The scale of metal, you see, runs from "Fred Rogers" (No metal at all), to "Norway" (all known metal).  Anarchangel must break the NMB or face doom.

Please note I am happy to lend whatever engineering skills I posess to make this happen.

Also, we developed the "Homeopathing Principle of Ninjas" -- Namely, the more ninjas there are, the easier it is to kill them all.

You mean the Conservation of Ninjutsu principle?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Worth noting to the rest of the board:

Twid and Villager have a Holy Quest™.  They have to break the Norway Metal Barrier.  The scale of metal, you see, runs from "Fred Rogers" (No metal at all), to "Norway" (all known metal).  Anarchangel must break the NMB or face doom.

Why do you have to go give Twid and Villager an impossible Holy Quest™?

Holy Quests™ are not supposed to be something just anyone can do.  Did you ever read about God telling an Israelite king to pop around to the corner for cigarettes?  No.  It was always shit like facing down a giant with a slingshot, or riding around in a whale.

[Eater of Clowns]

Back from visiting my maternal grandfather, the only one left of that generation on both sides of my family. He's got lung cancer. Luckily there's hardly any spread and the survival rate is at 80%. Still sucks massive dragon dick.

FUCK CANCER

[EK WAFFLR]

Worth noting to the rest of the board:

Twid and Villager have a Holy Quest™.  They have to break the Norway Metal Barrier.  The scale of metal, you see, runs from "Fred Rogers" (No metal at all), to "Norway" (all known metal).  Anarchangel must break the NMB or face doom.

Why do you have to go give Twid and Villager an impossible Holy Quest™?

Holy Quests™ are not supposed to be something just anyone can do.  Did you ever read about God telling an Israelite king to pop around to the corner for cigarettes?  No.  It was always shit like facing down a giant with a slingshot, or riding around in a whale.

Point. Still. They're gonna need my help. If that's allowed.

[LMNO]

Worth noting to the rest of the board:

Twid and Villager have a Holy Quest™.  They have to break the Norway Metal Barrier.  The scale of metal, you see, runs from "Fred Rogers" (No metal at all), to "Norway" (all known metal).  Anarchangel must break the NMB or face doom.

Please note I am happy to lend whatever engineering skills I posess to make this happen.

Also, we developed the "Homeopathing Principle of Ninjas" -- Namely, the more ninjas there are, the easier it is to kill them all.

You mean the Conservation of Ninjutsu principle?

Well, I suppose there is nothing new in the world.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Worth noting to the rest of the board:

Twid and Villager have a Holy Quest™.  They have to break the Norway Metal Barrier.  The scale of metal, you see, runs from "Fred Rogers" (No metal at all), to "Norway" (all known metal).  Anarchangel must break the NMB or face doom.

Why do you have to go give Twid and Villager an impossible Holy Quest™?

Holy Quests™ are not supposed to be something just anyone can do.  Did you ever read about God telling an Israelite king to pop around to the corner for cigarettes?  No.  It was always shit like facing down a giant with a slingshot, or riding around in a whale.

Point. Still. They're gonna need my help. If that's allowed.

Required.

Villager has begun a list of what needs to be present/done.

You are number one on the list, just ahead of "someone on stage must be on fire".

[Cain]

If it makes you feel better, no-one has explicity noticed this trope in regards to vampires and demons.

Rename it quickly, and you can still claim a completely unknown principle of drama.