OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I have a weeks leave still to take. I was going to use it for some impending honeymoon shenanigans but this sounds more important!

Um, this is definitely not for sure.  Honeymoon shenanigans take priority.

I've already been married. Seen one honeymoon, seen them all. I have never wilfully sabotaged the entire nation of England, however. I just need to couch the proposal in language that makes it sound like the most romantic thing anyone has ever done. Leave it with me...

What could possibly go wrong?

[Junkenstein]

I have a weeks leave still to take. I was going to use it for some impending honeymoon shenanigans but this sounds more important!

Um, this is definitely not for sure.  Honeymoon shenanigans take priority.

I've already been married. Seen one honeymoon, seen them all. I have never wilfully sabotaged the entire nation of England, however. I just need to couch the proposal in language that makes it sound like the most romantic thing anyone has ever done. Leave it with me...

"As we are now Man and Wife, I am obligated to take your for a blessing from my Holey Man....."

[Sita]

Fucking Minecraft.
I turned it on planning to play an hour at most, as I have a hella lot of stuff to get done, but no....
4 hours later I suddenly realize I haven't had anything to drink or eat since breakfast, then notice the time.

I haven't had a game pull me in so much in a very long time. And it's such a simple thing, it's not like I got lost in story or something.
I need to start setting an alarm so I don't waste the day again.

And now it's time to get off the computer and try and get something done before people start coming home :/

[minuspace]

Someone is going to get their spanking new sponge-bob square pants iPhone returned to them when they get back to base.  I am the good Samaritan.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In my capacity as this board's country music expert, I am hereby declaring that the only country song worth a shit since 2010 has been Lady Gaga's You and I.  I have apparently fallen through some sort of wormhole.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Someone is going to get their spanking new sponge-bob square pants iPhone returned to them when they get back to base.  I am the good Samaritan.

Good man.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Fucking Minecraft.
I turned it on planning to play an hour at most, as I have a hella lot of stuff to get done, but no....
4 hours later I suddenly realize I haven't had anything to drink or eat since breakfast, then notice the time.

I haven't had a game pull me in so much in a very long time. And it's such a simple thing, it's not like I got lost in story or something.
I need to start setting an alarm so I don't waste the day again.

And now it's time to get off the computer and try and get something done before people start coming home :/

I uninstalled it when school started two terms ago. Haven't reinstalled it yet. I'm tempted to do so over the summer since I won't have classes, but then again...

[Suu]

In my capacity as this board's country music expert, I am hereby declaring that the only country song worth a shit since 2010 has been Lady Gaga's You and I.  I have apparently fallen through some sort of wormhole.

And here I thought country music hasn't been worth a shit since the 1970s. I've been having this argument with the husband. Apparently he's trying to convince me that good songs still come out, but I don't believe him. The damn station he listens to plays the same three songs all day long and it drives me fucking crazy. They did play the Chattahoochee song the other day and he got all excited and turned it up so we could both sing like idiots. That was at least worth it.

Edit: You're right, this song is fucking awesome.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Good songs come out from time to time, vastly outnumbered by mountains of complete shite.

Contrary to popular belief, it's always been like that.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

This is how it's always been. This is how we do things in the country:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJm2yEQo4aU

Late in the dark times
I went creeping round the town
Into every pine board shed
all their tools I did found
I put them in my vice grip
turned them to the left and right
returned them to their tool sheds
straightened out the town with might

Now when they hoe a garden
everything angles to the northeast
when they raise a new building
well it leans askew and lord does it creak
Now when they shape a new tool
from the ones I made unstraight
see every which way which they cross it up
lord these crooked graves
they will be our fate.

This is how it's always been
this is how we do things in the country.

If you're not listening to Slim Cessna...you need to be.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Don't they have recording studios in the country, then?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My eyes are burning

fuck trees.

[P3nT4gR4m]

My eyes are burning

fuck trees.

Newsfeed!

If I had to guess I'd say hay fever but I enjoy that quote on a much deeper level if I don't guess 

[Aucoq]

So someone's shooting up Fort Hood again.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In my capacity as this board's country music expert, I am hereby declaring that the only country song worth a shit since 2010 has been Lady Gaga's You and I.  I have apparently fallen through some sort of wormhole.

And here I thought country music hasn't been worth a shit since the 1970s. I've been having this argument with the husband. Apparently he's trying to convince me that good songs still come out, but I don't believe him. The damn station he listens to plays the same three songs all day long and it drives me fucking crazy. They did play the Chattahoochee song the other day and he got all excited and turned it up so we could both sing like idiots. That was at least worth it.

Edit: You're right, this song is fucking awesome.

1970s country was fucking TERRIBLE.  Charlie Pride and that FUCKING Conway Twitty.

Johnny Cash was the only listenable country music for 15 fucking years, and it killed him.