OPEN BAR: I see you've come to PD. I too like to live dangerously

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yesterday was my birthday. It was okay.

Happy belated!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

[Junkenstein]

Yesterday was my birthday. It was okay.

Happy belated!

And again. I hope the forthcoming days are better than it's apparent mediocrity.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

tumblr in general seems obsessed with correcting cartoons.  They don't seem to have realised cartoons are not intended to be documentaries.  It's really quite puzzling.

Nothing on tumblr puzzles me, except that Waffle is there, putting up very good photography.  Other than that, it is the worst people on Earth, the whining, privileged shitbags of the Western hemisphere, all smashed into one very smelly can.  There is nothing I have seen written there that has value, and everyone I have seen who does write there should be handed over to the Portland police department (equivalent for you would be Chelsea on a bad day).  For their own good.

But Tumblr isn't black.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Diagnosed with shingles today, and got frighteningly large pills. I find it somewhat amusing. Mainly because of the timing and location- last week of classes before finals and in my dominant hand.

Finals will do it every time.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Diagnosed with shingles today, and got frighteningly large pills. I find it somewhat amusing. Mainly because of the timing and location- last week of classes before finals and in my dominant hand.

Finals will do it every time.

I can't even be annoyed by it, the timing is so funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

tumblr in general seems obsessed with correcting cartoons.  They don't seem to have realised cartoons are not intended to be documentaries.  It's really quite puzzling.

Nothing on tumblr puzzles me, except that Waffle is there, putting up very good photography.  Other than that, it is the worst people on Earth, the whining, privileged shitbags of the Western hemisphere, all smashed into one very smelly can.  There is nothing I have seen written there that has value, and everyone I have seen who does write there should be handed over to the Portland police department (equivalent for you would be Chelsea on a bad day).  For their own good.

But Tumblr isn't black.

[Suu]

Ugh, so I tried to go on my first substantial bike ride today.

I say tried in that I gave up half way because the hills were way more than I could handle. Yes, I know I live in New Hampshire these days and not, you know, Florida, but holy fuck. I can't tell if I'm THAT out of shape or just really don't have enough experience biking on hills to be able to handle it.

This is going to take some time. I was hoping to do a 10 mile race next month, but I think it's going to have to wait. Maybe I can do the 5 mile leg. :/

I ditched my car for a bike from 2007 to sometime in 2011. Averaged 8-10 miles a day with the occasional weekend 30+ miler. Ditched the car for a bike again last year and got halfway up a hill about 10 blocks from my house and flat died. Hills are definitely a great metric like that.

What do you ride?

I just picked up a cheap ass street bike from the NEX. Pacific.  We've already had to make some tweaks and I got a good seat for it, and overall it's a comfy ride, I'm just so not used to riding in a hilly area. I used to do triathlons when I was 18-19, but that was in Florida, and I trained 6 days out of the week. I need to remember I just can't do that right now. I need to work up to it. I'm not about to race again, I may do a small tour here and there, but this is for primarily buzzing around town for the summer and doing errands and staying active. Of course, town is full of little hills that just don't seem to exist when you're in the car.

[Junkenstein]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

Do any of us really just confine this to online?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Diagnosed with shingles today, and got frighteningly large pills. I find it somewhat amusing. Mainly because of the timing and location- last week of classes before finals and in my dominant hand.

Finals will do it every time.

I can't even be annoyed by it, the timing is so funny.

I'm totally not joking. Next term you might want to dose on L-lysine and antivirals starting the Sunday before the last week of lectures. Cold sores, shingles, anything that can emerge while your immune system is suppressed, are famous for outbreaks right before finals.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

Do any of us really just confine this to online?

I'm inexplicably non-abrasive in person. I can say the most horrible things and people refuse to get offended. I can't figure it out.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

Do any of us really just confine this to online?

I'm inexplicably non-abrasive in person. I can say the most horrible things and people refuse to get offended. I can't figure it out.

This is a fact.  When Nigel came to Tucson, she was all smiles.  Super nice, and she didn't even stomp on the terrified peons as they groveled in abject fear at her feet.  Well, not much.  Some of them, she said, really had it coming.

[Suu]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

Do any of us really just confine this to online?

I'm inexplicably non-abrasive in person. I can say the most horrible things and people refuse to get offended. I can't figure it out.

Well, you ARE adorable.

Me? I have a look, apparently. It apparently wards off anyone who has any intentions of being social towards me. I had no idea until after high school when an old classmate found me on the internet and told me he was horrified to speak to me in fear that I would eat his soul. I don't think this is a good superpower to have. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

Do any of us really just confine this to online?

I'm inexplicably non-abrasive in person. I can say the most horrible things and people refuse to get offended. I can't figure it out.

This is a fact.  When Nigel came to Tucson, she was all smiles.  Super nice, and she didn't even stomp on the terrified peons as they groveled in abject fear at her feet.  Well, not much.  Some of them, she said, really had it coming.

When you've got that many dicks in that many asses, how much stomping do you really need to do?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Those InfoWars types don't like anyone but their own kind. It's not even worth arguing with them, because they won't listen until you "Get educated!"

I was informed that I couldn't be reached because you can't teach a pig to whistle. Also, I got called a fag...and I think arrogant. I really need a fucking hobby.

Making people upset on the internet IS a hobby!

Do any of us really just confine this to online?

I'm inexplicably non-abrasive in person. I can say the most horrible things and people refuse to get offended. I can't figure it out.

This is a fact.  When Nigel came to Tucson, she was all smiles.  Super nice, and she didn't even stomp on the terrified peons as they groveled in abject fear at her feet.  Well, not much.  Some of them, she said, really had it coming.

When you've got that many dicks in that many asses, how much stomping do you really need to do?

SHE HAS DEW-CLAWS THERE WAS GUTS EVERYWHERE OH GOD