OPEN BAR: I see you've come to PD. I too like to live dangerously

[Junkenstein]

JUNKENSTIEN:

Got your package.   

Those will be put to good use.

I look forward to the results 

[minuspace]

It's time to offer online feedback on the school cafe!

"Do you have any other feedback about cafe or cafeteria food options that you would like to share?"
Me: "Just more variety. Also, the pizza is unsatisfying. Its tomato layer may as well be not existent and the cheese layer doesn't stick to it very well, but rather has a tendency to slough off as a cheese sheet, leaving an unappealing bit of crust. A salad bar is a great idea, and maybe a few more soups. It's also hard to see what sort of hot food is available- it's behind the cashiers, and condensed water vapor in the containers obscures what you're looking at so you can't see what you're looking at other than some sort of food like blur in a clear plastic box, so there's the process of blocking the door to see what's in there, not seeing anything, getting into line and then holding up the line to ask what's in there. Put the food somewhere else so we can make a decision without holding up the line. Also, see if you can do something about the layout. The door is a pain in the ass for people trying to get in and out when it's busy, and if a cashier needs to get out and do something, he or she can't without having to deal with the same pain in the ass. Keep up the good work with the coffee though."

Yea. And I think the cafeteria would benefit from my not having to seat myself.  If customers are having difficulties getting their orders in order, perhaps, instead of just spinelessly countenancing their their egregious unpreparedness, address the situation by offering orientation sessions.  Just not on my dime.  Mnkay

[Suu]

I'm off to go do horrible things in Canada, because they deserve it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's time to offer online feedback on the school cafe!

"Do you have any other feedback about cafe or cafeteria food options that you would like to share?"
Me: "Just more variety. Also, the pizza is unsatisfying. Its tomato layer may as well be not existent and the cheese layer doesn't stick to it very well, but rather has a tendency to slough off as a cheese sheet, leaving an unappealing bit of crust. A salad bar is a great idea, and maybe a few more soups. It's also hard to see what sort of hot food is available- it's behind the cashiers, and condensed water vapor in the containers obscures what you're looking at so you can't see what you're looking at other than some sort of food like blur in a clear plastic box, so there's the process of blocking the door to see what's in there, not seeing anything, getting into line and then holding up the line to ask what's in there. Put the food somewhere else so we can make a decision without holding up the line. Also, see if you can do something about the layout. The door is a pain in the ass for people trying to get in and out when it's busy, and if a cashier needs to get out and do something, he or she can't without having to deal with the same pain in the ass. Keep up the good work with the coffee though."

Yea. And I think the cafeteria would benefit from my not having to seat myself.  If customers are having difficulties getting their orders in order, perhaps, instead of just spinelessly countenancing their their egregious unpreparedness, address the situation by offering orientation sessions.  Just not on my dime.  Mnkay

The seats are in the main lobby, not in the cafe.

[Eater of Clowns]

I want to post a general Life of EoC update, just so I'm not only doing them when I'm venting about how shitty everything is.

I've been on a crest, the last few weeks. I'm in good shape, my social life is awesome and exhausting, and I'm producing, regularly, what I feel is some of the best writing I've ever done. I feel like I'm, finally, over the issues about my last relationship. This is a long awaited episode of mania, and as much as I dread the inevitable fade I find it hard not to enjoy what it's like to finally be functioning at my peak again. I feel expansive.

That'll be all, for some time.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I want to post a general Life of EoC update, just so I'm not only doing them when I'm venting about how shitty everything is.

I've been on a crest, the last few weeks. I'm in good shape, my social life is awesome and exhausting, and I'm producing, regularly, what I feel is some of the best writing I've ever done. I feel like I'm, finally, over the issues about my last relationship. This is a long awaited episode of mania, and as much as I dread the inevitable fade I find it hard not to enjoy what it's like to finally be functioning at my peak again. I feel expansive.

That'll be all, for some time.

That's awesome dude!

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

I'm having so much fun with phone scammers. I've gotten on this list where some very stern sounding recorded message tells me they've got papers to serve regarding a lawsuit and then they give me a number to call. "Legal Outsource Services" must not document their calls very well because I get to start over completely fresh every time I call. It's like a bottomless cup of LULZ!

The premises so far:
"Jesus Christ is MY attorney"

"Hank? Hank? Hank, you big boner, did Cecilia put you up to this? Come on Hank, stop yanking on my tail-pipe, you pickle-diller! I know it's you, Hank!"

and very doofy, slow sounding guy with an unexpected level of knowledge about the civil litigation process.

Any suggestions for other characters/scenarios? I wonder if there's a good way to record these.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Some ambassador or dignitary from a made up country.

Phone psychic, then start cold reading

Cock ring and anal bead warehouse

Young, aspiring, really bad rapper who doesn't seem to realize all his rhymes are horrible

Artificial intelligence

Outsourced customer service agent named  Chad

Russian take-out restaurant

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Some ambassador or dignitary from a made up country.

Phone psychic, then start cold reading

Cock ring and anal bead warehouse

Young, aspiring, really bad rapper who doesn't seem to realize all his rhymes are horrible

Artificial intelligence

Outsourced customer service agent named  Chad

Russian take-out restaurant

YES! The AI would be awesome. I could start out the call saying I'm a relay operator, then type everything they say into Eliza and give her response. If I'm too outlandish they just get pissed, call me a fucker and hang-up, but I could see Eliza being just engaging enough to keep them trying.

[LMNO]

Repeatedly ask them for their name.

"I see.  And your name is...?"

"That's very interesting.  What was your name again?"

etc

[trix]

develop a serious uncontrollable stuttering problem.  See how long you can take to get through a single sentence before they lose their patience.

try really hard to convert the caller to Scientology, the one true religion

Insist that you are the director of the CIA and how the hell did the caller get the top secret phone number to your private, secure line.

reply to everything they say with "...that's what she said HAHAHAHAHAHA" and laugh crazily.

Constantly remind the caller that the NSA is recording the call and to ONLY USE CODE WORDS PLEASE, FOR THE 111TH TIME

[P3nT4gR4m]

One of my mates gave me a god un on FB a couple of years back - tell them they'll just have to answer a couple of security questions

Name

Company name

Age

Favourite colour

Have you ever had sex with a farm animal?

"What?"

"A farm animal ... y'know like a horse or a pig or a chicken or something along those lines?"

[Cain]

My grandmother is probably dying. 

Don't expect to see me for at least a week.

[LMNO]

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry to hear that, Cain.

[Junkenstein]

My grandmother is probably dying. 

Don't expect to see me for at least a week.

Sorry to hear that man, I hope the situation improves.