Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Jesus fuck, another school shooting this morning in Oregon.

Whenever there is a shooting that makes headlines, there are typically a few shootings trailing it in the news, and sometimes it can seem like there's a rash or epidemic. Sometimes that's true, and other times, it's because shootings that would not have been reported outside of their local area are being linked. It can be really hard to tell the difference between increased violence and changes in reporting.

You're not being shocked and afraid enough.

Children are the new terrorists.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What was supposed to happen today:

Car tune-up.

Cat to the vet.

Get a new phone (old one is dead) and pizza at the mall.

What has happened :

Car has a hole in the radiator.

Crap.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

LMNO - Please insert appropriate Monty Python reference here.

Sigh.

School's only been out a week and I'm already counting the days for it to start again.
I like my solitude, I like having quiet for most of the day. I miss it.
August needs to hurry up and get here.

At least you're home with your kids. Both of my parents worked, so my brother and sister went to day camp and I stayed at home alone and had to clean the house until my brother was old enough to be home with me. I hated it. By the time my sister was old enough, I was working too. Good times.

You.  Lucky.  Bastard.   I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

I lived in a cardboard box and my parents bashed my teeth in with a brick every morning, and BY GOD I WAS GRATEFUL FOR IT.

I was an orphan raised by a single alcoholic mother who was dead, and had to walk to school with no shoes because I was so poor. It was not so bad not having shoes because it was an island and the school was on another island, so I had to swim across the channel, soaking my homework, which would earn me a whipping once I got to school. The good news is that it was the Pacific Ocean, so I never got a whipping because I drowned every time and sharks ate my bones.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus fuck, another school shooting this morning in Oregon.

Whenever there is a shooting that makes headlines, there are typically a few shootings trailing it in the news, and sometimes it can seem like there's a rash or epidemic. Sometimes that's true, and other times, it's because shootings that would not have been reported outside of their local area are being linked. It can be really hard to tell the difference between increased violence and changes in reporting.

You're not being shocked and afraid enough.

Children are the new terrorists.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is dorktastic; a preview of the building I will be receiving most of the remainder of my education in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-SfINegfk

[Pæs]

Jesus fuck, another school shooting this morning in Oregon.

Whenever there is a shooting that makes headlines, there are typically a few shootings trailing it in the news, and sometimes it can seem like there's a rash or epidemic. Sometimes that's true, and other times, it's because shootings that would not have been reported outside of their local area are being linked. It can be really hard to tell the difference between increased violence and changes in reporting.

You're not being shocked and afraid enough.

Children are the new terrorists.

WELL HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO JUSTIFY FILLING THESE EXPENSIVE PRISONS WITH TEN YEAR OLDS?

[Pæs]

Pre-settlement inspection on the house we've bought today. Then on Friday we get the keys.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pre-settlement inspection on the house we've bought today. Then on Friday we get the keys.

Congratulations.  You kids have a great time with your new place. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pre-settlement inspection on the house we've bought today. Then on Friday we get the keys.

Congratulations, Paes!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's that wonderful time of year when financial aid glitches start raising their ugly little heads. 

[Eater of Clowns]

It's that wonderful time of year when financial aid glitches start raising their ugly little heads. 

Back at UMass I used to call that "move-in day," or if I was feeling peckish, "annual we-cancelled-your-housing-and-unenrolled-you-from-all-of-your-classes day."

[UB]

So I need to refresh on the last year of chemistry before taking the ACS exam this evening, so I started watching Crash Course Chemistry. So like three hours in, it finally dawns on me that the ones I'm watching are not covering the shit I need to know. 

  haha...

This is something I've done. Frustrating, isn't it?

[Pæs]

Pre-settlement inspection on the house we've bought today. Then on Friday we get the keys.

Congratulations.  You kids have a great time with your new place.

AIN'T NO LANDLADY GONNA TELL ME OFF IF I WANNA PUT HOLES IN MY DAMN WALLS.

[hooplala]

It's really starting to seem like George RR Martin is god.  Or, god is George RR Martin.

Or, god is just a fucking asshole.

Or, all of the above.

Or, kill me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's really starting to seem like George RR Martin is god.  Or, god is George RR Martin.

Or, god is just a fucking asshole.

Or, all of the above.

Or, kill me.

Oh, yeah.  Definitely God.  You gotta wait 2000 years between fucking books.