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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

EK WAFFLR

Good news: my grandfather's cancer is gone.
Bad news: my aunt is dying from cancer.

That leaves me, my uncle, my sister and my cousin on my father's side.


I've been visiting everyone this weekend. My mind is shot.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:54:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:48:28 PM
I have been experimenting with dropping grudgea. I simply don't care anymore about a great deal of shit. So far this has resulted with significant improvements in the relationship between me and The Boy's mother, which is rad.

Remember my story "The Basement"?

I don't, link? Or I can probably hunt it down.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34048.0
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:54:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:48:28 PM
I have been experimenting with dropping grudgea. I simply don't care anymore about a great deal of shit. So far this has resulted with significant improvements in the relationship between me and The Boy's mother, which is rad.

Remember my story "The Basement"?

I don't, link? Or I can probably hunt it down.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34048.0

Woah. That was really great and perfect timing. Thanks.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:54:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:48:28 PM
I have been experimenting with dropping grudgea. I simply don't care anymore about a great deal of shit. So far this has resulted with significant improvements in the relationship between me and The Boy's mother, which is rad.

Remember my story "The Basement"?

I don't, link? Or I can probably hunt it down.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34048.0

Woah. That was really great and perfect timing. Thanks.

Any time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:27:48 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:54:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 07:48:28 PM
I have been experimenting with dropping grudgea. I simply don't care anymore about a great deal of shit. So far this has resulted with significant improvements in the relationship between me and The Boy's mother, which is rad.

Remember my story "The Basement"?

I don't, link? Or I can probably hunt it down.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34048.0

Woah. That was really great and perfect timing. Thanks.

Any time.

It feels good to shut out all those groaning voices and grey hands.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

I wish admins could use the ignore feature.

PD is not my favorite place at the moment.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:39:36 PM
I wish admins could use the ignore feature.

PD is not my favorite place at the moment.

I have figured that one noob is a wash.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on June 15, 2014, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:39:36 PM
I wish admins could use the ignore feature.

PD is not my favorite place at the moment.

I have figured that one noob is a wash.

Yeah, but it's like having a very loud po'bucker following you around screaming inane shit at you.  I've been getting ready to do more work on LDW, but the level of ME ME ME ME and Pointless confrontational retard throws me off my game.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

UB

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:39:36 PM
I wish admins could use the ignore feature.

PD is not my favorite place at the moment.

Does it make you wanna get up off your arse and do something, um, like... cut the grass, wash the dish, make your own bed?  :lulz:

I suppose any noob block wouldn't help.

There's still no beer here. 
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

The Good Reverend Roger

See what I mean?  Loud and kinda dumb.  And a little obsessed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:49:47 PM
See what I mean?  Loud and kinda dumb.  And a little obsessed.

Yes. But they never have stamina. Just a matter of time.

Meanwhile, giving a fuck about things is rad, feels good to be here.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.