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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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Trivial

#450
June 19, 2014, 04:07:44 AM
Weather still doing things  :argh!:

Possibly due to my sister escaping Tuscon.  May have to sacrifice her.
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#451
June 19, 2014, 06:40:43 AM
QuoteI would not recommend this teacher. Although the material was interesting, he is an extremely hard grader. The class requires attendance, weekly homework that can take hours, a final, a trip to the museum, as well as a portfolio at the end. Although at night, this is not a class designed for a full-time working student.

:lulz: Really? attendance, homework, projects, AND an exam? OH NOES!

Who are these people? What classes do they normally take, that don't require at bare minimum this much work?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#452
June 19, 2014, 06:41:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2014, 02:40:54 AM
Quote from: UB on June 19, 2014, 02:28:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2014, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 19, 2014, 01:23:52 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 19, 2014, 01:18:55 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 19, 2014, 12:57:10 AM
I'm going up to Phoenix for Kotei this year this Saturday, I hope.  There theoretically is room for me in a car, plenty of room.  Yes.

Excellent! I mean, Phoenix is terrible, but road trips are awesome.

They are!  We set out after an all-nighter at 6 AM, a good time.  It isn't too hot yet, then.

I HAS A NEW STALKER!

Yeyyee... I'm off the hook!  :)

Was talking about you, creepy.  Now fuck off.  Seriously.

Dumb bitch seriously doesn't know when to leave people the fuck alone.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#453
June 19, 2014, 12:05:28 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 19, 2014, 06:41:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2014, 02:40:54 AM
Quote from: UB on June 19, 2014, 02:28:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2014, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 19, 2014, 01:23:52 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 19, 2014, 01:18:55 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 19, 2014, 12:57:10 AM
I'm going up to Phoenix for Kotei this year this Saturday, I hope.  There theoretically is room for me in a car, plenty of room.  Yes.

Excellent! I mean, Phoenix is terrible, but road trips are awesome.

They are!  We set out after an all-nighter at 6 AM, a good time.  It isn't too hot yet, then.

I HAS A NEW STALKER!

Yeyyee... I'm off the hook!  :)

Was talking about you, creepy.  Now fuck off.  Seriously.

Dumb bitch seriously doesn't know when to leave people the fuck alone.
Yeah this one is going too far. I say pledge. Shun the stalker.
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LMNO

#454
June 19, 2014, 02:27:14 PM
Please note that for the next five days, I will be at the GAY BAR called Provincetown, with Team Vodka.

Alert the media. Hide ya kids.

Junkenstein

#455
June 19, 2014, 02:50:45 PM
New client is pretty awesome.

Current employer is not. Appears to have issues with very strange things such as the guy paying upfront. I knew I was working for a fucking moron but this is beyond the pale. I literally can't believe the conversation I just had. I'm in some kind of bizzaro world where black is green and people are drooling fucking idiots.
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#456
June 19, 2014, 04:25:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 19, 2014, 02:27:14 PM
Please note that for the next five days, I will be at the GAY BAR called Provincetown, with Team Vodka.

Alert the media. Hide ya kids.

WOOOOOO SATURDAY NIIIIIGHT!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#457
June 19, 2014, 04:28:35 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 19, 2014, 02:50:45 PM
New client is pretty awesome.

Current employer is not. Appears to have issues with very strange things such as the guy paying upfront. I knew I was working for a fucking moron but this is beyond the pale. I literally can't believe the conversation I just had. I'm in some kind of bizzaro world where black is green and people are drooling fucking idiots.

Ha has a problem... with clients paying upfront?

Did I understand that right?  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#458
June 19, 2014, 04:54:30 PM
I'm glad it isn't just me that's struggling to find a fucking problem here.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#459
June 19, 2014, 04:58:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 19, 2014, 04:54:30 PM
I'm glad it isn't just me that's struggling to find a fucking problem here.

Yeah, no. I don't get it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#460
June 19, 2014, 05:01:33 PM
So I have finally developed my cutting-off-sales-calls technique to utter perfection; as soon as they get to the "how are you today ma'am?" part where there is a perfunctory pause, in the most positive and friendly tone possible say "Can you remove me from your call list please?"

TOTAL SHORT-CIRCUIT. VICTORY. Especially if they haven't yet introduced themselves and explained what company they're with.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#461
June 19, 2014, 06:25:18 PM
If you haven't seen this ad for Helloflo yet, you need to. It's a subscription service for lady supplies, but this is the funniest thing I've seen this week. A girl fakes her period and her mom throws her a party. Just...watch.

http://blog.petflow.com/this-girl-faked-her-period-and-got-what-she-deserved/
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Cain

#462
June 19, 2014, 06:50:13 PM
My next 96 hours, summed up in a single sentence: ISIS ISIS ISIS ISIS sleep ISIS watch people slowly dying from debilitating illnesses bodily fluids bodily fluids bodily fluids sleep bodily fluids bodily fluids attempt sleep but probably fail ISIS ISIS ISIS ISIS sleep ISIS ISIS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#463
June 19, 2014, 07:03:32 PM
Quote from: The Suu on June 19, 2014, 06:25:18 PM
If you haven't seen this ad for Helloflo yet, you need to. It's a subscription service for lady supplies, but this is the funniest thing I've seen this week. A girl fakes her period and her mom throws her a party. Just...watch.

http://blog.petflow.com/this-girl-faked-her-period-and-got-what-she-deserved/

Hahahaha that was really damn funny!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#464
June 19, 2014, 07:30:28 PM
Started running, knee said no in the form of a sharp pain, so I resigned to the elliptical and recumbent bike to make up for the cardio time to reduce impact. Pissed, but I'd rather my knees stay attached. Damnit.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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