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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2014, 02:00:39 AM
Heh. Just edited that out. Also:

Congratulate the shit out of me.

I don't feel so broken anymore, which is going to be just awful for these poor shmucks. Just awful.

Thing is, when you have such a huge capacity for rage and spite AND you are surrounded by assholes, you start to forget the other parts of your self. I am kind and funny and put more effort into the smallest thing, I am considerate and patient and god damned happy. It's just that, there are so many that choose the door that says WRATH and then they look at me like I have done something wrong. Too bad.

Congrats! :D I would pity those guys but I sorta think they deserve what they get. :P
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I'll congratulate the shit out of you when you provide the shit extraction device.

Until then, normal high five levels of you go dude.
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Sita

my brain needs to just shut up now.
I do not need people from my high school days suddenly in my dreams. especially a certain person. as happy as it would be to see them, it's not something I can handle.

stupid brain.
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Suu

Today is the 100th anniversary of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Damn.
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Alty, the funny thing is, it is you.  But that's a good thing.  You're a biped stuck in a monkey cage, where the highest form of social grace is using your own feces as a means to express yourself. 

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Quote from: Sita on June 28, 2014, 12:52:01 PM
my brain needs to just shut up now.
I do not need people from my high school days suddenly in my dreams. especially a certain person. as happy as it would be to see them, it's not something I can handle.

stupid brain.

I woke up thinking the same thing for pretty much the same reason.  2spoopy

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Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2014, 02:00:39 AM
Heh. Just edited that out. Also:

Congratulate the shit out of me.

I don't feel so broken anymore, which is going to be just awful for these poor shmucks. Just awful.

Thing is, when you have such a huge capacity for rage and spite AND you are surrounded by assholes, you start to forget the other parts of your self. I am kind and funny and put more effort into the smallest thing, I am considerate and patient and god damned happy. It's just that, there are so many that choose the door that says WRATH and then they look at me like I have done something wrong. Too bad.

GO ALTY!
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Quote from: Raz Tech on June 28, 2014, 04:59:41 PM
Quote from: Sita on June 28, 2014, 12:52:01 PM
my brain needs to just shut up now.
I do not need people from my high school days suddenly in my dreams. especially a certain person. as happy as it would be to see them, it's not something I can handle.

stupid brain.

I woke up thinking the same thing for pretty much the same reason.  2spoopy

I get that, sometimes.

Never about the idiot I married, though.  Even my subconscious is like, "fuck that guy."
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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I have come to the realization that soccer would be more enjoyable to watch if it didn't involve as much over-acting as a Spanish soap opera.

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Quote from: Raz Tech on June 28, 2014, 10:39:39 PM
I have come to the realization that soccer would be more enjoyable to watch if it didn't involve as much over-acting as a Spanish soap opera.
Agreed, however the pantomime serves to indicate the antecedent lack of class.  Soccer is not football.  Ideally, there would be no direct contact between players.

Suu

It depends on the team. Some really do it up, some don't/

I hate flopping, I think it's seriously a waste of time, because it WILL be put back on the clock in stoppage. But all it ultimately does is give the teams a break while trainers come onto the field to assess the bullshit level. Once you are changed up for another player, you don't go back, so rather than gassing out your core players, have a fucker feign injury for a minute so they can stop running.
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Quote from: The Suu on June 29, 2014, 02:02:49 AM
It depends on the team. Some really do it up, some don't/

I hate flopping, I think it's seriously a waste of time, because it WILL be put back on the clock in stoppage. But all it ultimately does is give the teams a break while trainers come onto the field to assess the bullshit level. Once you are changed up for another player, you don't go back, so rather than gassing out your core players, have a fucker feign injury for a minute so they can stop running.

I agree that physical contact is sometimes a poor excuse to rest.  Toward the end both become understandable.  I was personally more of the English style, to compensate for a lack of skill.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Suu on June 28, 2014, 02:48:21 PM
Today is the 100th anniversary of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Damn.

Yep.  In less than a month, it will be the 100th anniversary of all the great nations deciding to throw the world on the fire forever.
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