Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Eater of Clowns]

Nigel, thanks for the add, but I was able to tolerate The Discordian Society on my feed for about 30 seconds before quitting.   

[Suu]

I just went off on a diatribe on how Israel is Outremer and we're still fighting the Crusades.

Expecting a fantastic "You're anti-Semitic!" ad hominem in 5...4...3...2...

[Faust]

I just went off on a diatribe on how Israel is Outremer and we're still fighting the Crusades.

Expecting a fantastic "You're anti-Semitic!" ad hominem in 5...4...3...2...

Really, is there anyone out there who can with a straight face say Isreal isn't acting like some kind of Ogre?

[East Coast Hustle]

Nigel, thanks for the add, but I was able to tolerate The Discordian Society on my feed for about 30 seconds before quitting.   

You're a stronger man than I am.

About 15 seconds stronger.

[Faust]

Is it common for UK guy to go shirtless? In Ireland even in the warmest of summers you wouldn't see guys walking through a town without a shirt on

[Junkenstein]

Oh you poor soul.

You're in for some severe culture shock shortly. Have you seen these people on a bank holiday weekend yet? Tip - Stay away from anywhere that sells booze. Which is pretty much everywhere.

[Faust]

Thursday and Friday from about 5 pm in the town here seems to be an open air drinkfest. Is it legal to drink out doors here?

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Is it common for UK guy to go shirtless? In Ireland even in the warmest of summers you wouldn't see guys walking through a town without a shirt on

I saw a shirtless woman in Portland the other day. When it's oppressive heat versus prudishness...

[LMNO]

Thursday and Friday from about 5 pm in the town here seems to be an open air drinkfest. Is it legal to drink out doors here?

I think you need to start a journal in an anthropological tone.

"Day 3: Many of the indigenous males travel in packs, abandoning their mate-signaling plumage while engaging in ritual acts of chemical ignorance."

[Faust]

Is it common for UK guy to go shirtless? In Ireland even in the warmest of summers you wouldn't see guys walking through a town without a shirt on

I saw a shirtless woman in Portland the other day. When it's oppressive heat versus prudishness...

I was here with my parasol, sun dress and lace gloves when shirtless man passed by and I nearly passed out from shock.

[Faust]

Thursday and Friday from about 5 pm in the town here seems to be an open air drinkfest. Is it legal to drink out doors here?

I think you need to start a journal in an anthropological tone.

"Day 3: Many of the indigenous males travel in packs, abandoning their mate-signaling plumage while engaging in ritual acts of chemical ignorance."

It will start like that and descend into a HP lovecraft narrator tone.

[LMNO]

Is it common for UK guy to go shirtless? In Ireland even in the warmest of summers you wouldn't see guys walking through a town without a shirt on

I saw a shirtless woman in Portland the other day. When it's oppressive heat versus prudishness...

I was here with my parasol, sun dress and lace gloves when shirtless man passed by and I nearly passed out from shock.

Thursday and Friday from about 5 pm in the town here seems to be an open air drinkfest. Is it legal to drink out doors here?

I think you need to start a journal in an anthropological tone.

"Day 3: Many of the indigenous males travel in packs, abandoning their mate-signaling plumage while engaging in ritual acts of chemical ignorance."

It will start like that and descend into a HP lovecraft narrator tone.

YESYESYESYESYES

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Is it common for UK guy to go shirtless? In Ireland even in the warmest of summers you wouldn't see guys walking through a town without a shirt on

I saw a shirtless woman in Portland the other day. When it's oppressive heat versus prudishness...

I was here with my parasol, sun dress and lace gloves when shirtless man passed by and I nearly passed out from shock.

I'm glad to see SOMEONE still has a sense of propriety in this boorish world...of course I'm also glad to see bare breasts in public.

So, it's kind of a wash.

[Junkenstein]

Thursday and Friday from about 5 pm in the town here seems to be an open air drinkfest. Is it legal to drink out doors here?

I think you need to start a journal in an anthropological tone.

"Day 3: Many of the indigenous males travel in packs, abandoning their mate-signaling plumage while engaging in ritual acts of chemical ignorance."

It will start like that and descend into a HP lovecraft narrator tone.

Please do this. You won't even have to plan the descent.

Legality of outdoor drinking varies from place to place and on the availability of the local police. Try watching the crowd at the end of any sporting event round there. It's horrific.

[Faust]

Sure I'll keep a log as I spot things.