Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

Need help? I can PayPal you $$ for more kerosene. Are you just visiting Oregon or have you finally fought your way free of Hell's frozen core?

[Suu]

However, I have to go back in two weeks to have the doc dig around in my lady garden and for biopsies of the thing that wasn't an issue when I was concerned about it the first time. Now it's a problem. Duh-hur. Duh-hur.

Colposcopies SUCK. Get ready for 30 minutes of awkward conversation interrupted by, "This may make you cramp a bit." Take 4 Advil an hour before you go in. Seriously. I hope it's nothing and you don't need to go in for frequent snips. If it gets more fucked up, PM me, been there. 2 years of hell.

[Salty]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

Need help? I can PayPal you $$ for more kerosene. Are you just visiting Oregon or have you finally fought your way free of Hell's frozen core?

Soon I should manage regular travel outside, Oregon is where I will probably end up permanently. But the latter will probably be in 3 years.

Many variables outside my control.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

Need help? I can PayPal you $$ for more kerosene. Are you just visiting Oregon or have you finally fought your way free of Hell's frozen core?

Soon I should manage regular travel outside, Oregon is where I will probably end up permanently. But the latter will probably be in 3 years.

Many variables outside my control.

That's what I thought I remembered you saying. Kid's mom, etc. I was hoping something had accelerated that time table. Sorry, man. On the plus side, by the time you get there, I should have a couch for you; should you need it.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

However, I have to go back in two weeks to have the doc dig around in my lady garden and for biopsies of the thing that wasn't an issue when I was concerned about it the first time. Now it's a problem. Duh-hur. Duh-hur.

Colposcopies SUCK. Get ready for 30 minutes of awkward conversation interrupted by, "This may make you cramp a bit." Take 4 Advil an hour before you go in. Seriously. I hope it's nothing and you don't need to go in for frequent snips. If it gets more fucked up, PM me, been there. 2 years of hell.

Thank you. I apologize for the crazy delay in getting you your thingummy. Although I'm thinking of getting new yarn since the stuff I have for it came from Hobby Lobby. :P

[Salty]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

Need help? I can PayPal you $$ for more kerosene. Are you just visiting Oregon or have you finally fought your way free of Hell's frozen core?

Soon I should manage regular travel outside, Oregon is where I will probably end up permanently. But the latter will probably be in 3 years.

Many variables outside my control.

That's what I thought I remembered you saying. Kid's mom, etc. I was hoping something had accelerated that time table. Sorry, man. On the plus side, by the time you get there, I should have a couch for you; should you need it.

Aww thanks! If nothing else it would be super rad to meet you, CPD.

[Cain]

Every time shit starts between Hamas and Israel, my Facebook turns into a slew of warmongers. Then I come in, all cool with the history facts, and get called a commie libtard.

Cool story bro. That's 6 people on my friends list I don't need, anyway.

Next time, argue that Palestinians need US arms to combat Israeli aggression.

When the inevitable shitstorm starts, point out that this is in fact US policy towards Al-Qaeda in Syria and the Assad government.

[Suu]

Every time shit starts between Hamas and Israel, my Facebook turns into a slew of warmongers. Then I come in, all cool with the history facts, and get called a commie libtard.

Cool story bro. That's 6 people on my friends list I don't need, anyway.

Next time, argue that Palestinians need US arms to combat Israeli aggression.

When the inevitable shitstorm starts, point out that this is in fact US policy towards Al-Qaeda in Syria and the Assad government.

You sir, are an evil man, and that is why we all like you.

[Suu]

Oh, and my blood work wasn't perfect. It appears I have minor hypothyroidism. This actually explains way too much about how fucking miserable, lazy, and puffy I've been in the last few years. And why I can't lose more than 30lbs, and then put weight back on faster than I lose it.

I deferred treatment for 3 months for another lab, since it's not a serious issue at the moment and I just do not have time to go in right now. But I'm wondering, the more and more I read up on this, that I should make time, and see about treatment options sooner. Not just for the vanity of my ass size, but my mood and such.

[LMNO]

Mood is much more important than a lot of people realize.  I dunno what needs to be done other than medication, but if it isn't more than a few more trips to the doc/pharmacy, I'd suggest you act on that now.

[Suu]

Mood is much more important than a lot of people realize.  I dunno what needs to be done other than medication, but if it isn't more than a few more trips to the doc/pharmacy, I'd suggest you act on that now.

I'm talking to Bearman about it on FB. Basically they will prescribe me a low dosage of hormone for 6 months, then I go back, they test me, raise the dosage, ad nauseam until they find the right dosage for me for my system to be stable. It's pretty easy to take care of and they know a lot about it now. I'll talk to my husband when he gets home about changing my waiting period over to a doctor's visit next week before we leave for Pennsic. The pills aren't going to make me loopy or anything, and take a few months to kick in. So I'd rather start school and deal with his deployment with a level head.

[EK WAFFLR]

First flounce over. Can't stay away from this f'kin place.

[Suu]

First flounce over. Can't stay away from this f'kin place.

We're like shingles, dude. No matter how much you try to keep your stress levels down,  the virus always comes back and spreads like wild fire into your eye.

[LMNO]

First flounce over. Can't stay away from this f'kin place.

Wait, you flounced?

[Junkenstein]

First flounce over. Can't stay away from this f'kin place.

Wait, you flounced?

Yeah, that.

I thought the only recent flounce was Roger? Which is actually a genuine shame.