I just want to let you fuckurz know

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...that in Portland, there is a store that sells frisbees.

JUST frisbees.

And don't forget the juggling, unicycle, and slack-rope store. Clowning supplies.

The funniest thing about Portlandia is that it's non-fiction.

You know, I don't talk about those stores because I'm trying to retain SOME dignity for this town. C'mon man, help me out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fucking unicycle stores. Fuck your fucking growing empire, I hate you and all your unicycling spawn.

[Eater of Clowns]

There was a yo-yo store next to the restaurant I went to in Concord, NH a few weeks ago.

They were selling $200 yo-yos.   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The funniest thing about Portlandia is that it's non-fiction.

I may have to steal that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fucking unicycle stores. Fuck your fucking growing empire, I hate you and all your unicycling spawn.

There is a plus side to this.

A society that can support UNICYCLE STORES ( ) is a society that can do damn near anything.  Can do.  Might not do, but can do.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fucking unicycle stores. Fuck your fucking growing empire, I hate you and all your unicycling spawn.

There is a plus side to this.

A society that can support UNICYCLE STORES ( ) is a society that can do damn near anything.  Can do.  Might not do, but can do.

OK. I kind of have no choice but to grant you that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There was a yo-yo store next to the restaurant I went to in Concord, NH a few weeks ago.

They were selling $200 yo-yos.   

BURN IT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We have a store that just sells popcorn. Caramel popcorn, Sriracha popcorn, pumpkin spice popcorn, etc...

This isn't a mall kiosk, either. It's a full store just off the main square. My theory is that it's a front operation for laundering drug money or something.

I thought that was a thing everywhere? Portland has six or seven popcorn stores, including one called (cringingly) "Poplandia".

Really? It's only been a thing here for, I dunno, a few months. I never thought it would work. I had no idea it was even a thing.

What about baked potatoes? Do you have places that just sell baked potatoes? We had one in the mall in my home town when I was little. I ate there once and was violently ill all night. I blame the mushrooms.

McGregor's Garden, downtown. Soooo good. 30 years ago that was the first one, I think there are others now.

I would love a baked potato right now.

[Bruno]

We have a store that just sells popcorn. Caramel popcorn, Sriracha popcorn, pumpkin spice popcorn, etc...

This isn't a mall kiosk, either. It's a full store just off the main square. My theory is that it's a front operation for laundering drug money or something.

I thought that was a thing everywhere? Portland has six or seven popcorn stores, including one called (cringingly) "Poplandia".

Really? It's only been a thing here for, I dunno, a few months. I never thought it would work. I had no idea it was even a thing.

What about baked potatoes? Do you have places that just sell baked potatoes? We had one in the mall in my home town when I was little. I ate there once and was violently ill all night. I blame the mushrooms.

McGregor's Garden, downtown. Soooo good. 30 years ago that was the first one, I think there are others now.

I would love a baked potato right now.

Apparently, it's hard to come up with a silly food based business that only sells one kind of food. Who could have guessed that boiled, extruded wheat product would support an entire genera of restaurants.


Ooo! How about an apple store that sells actual apples?

[hooplala]

We have a store that just sells popcorn. Caramel popcorn, Sriracha popcorn, pumpkin spice popcorn, etc...

This isn't a mall kiosk, either. It's a full store just off the main square. My theory is that it's a front operation for laundering drug money or something.

I thought that was a thing everywhere? Portland has six or seven popcorn stores, including one called (cringingly) "Poplandia".

Really? It's only been a thing here for, I dunno, a few months. I never thought it would work. I had no idea it was even a thing.

What about baked potatoes? Do you have places that just sell baked potatoes? We had one in the mall in my home town when I was little. I ate there once and was violently ill all night. I blame the mushrooms.

McGregor's Garden, downtown. Soooo good. 30 years ago that was the first one, I think there are others now.

I would love a baked potato right now.

Apparently, it's hard to come up with a silly food based business that only sells one kind of food. Who could have guessed that boiled, extruded wheat product would support an entire genera of restaurants.


Ooo! How about an apple store that sells actual apples?

Relevant:

http://youtu.be/KMCHDeTTeJE

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Fucking unicycle stores. Fuck your fucking growing empire, I hate you and all your unicycling spawn.

It is dignified. So dignified!

You know what's not dignified? Slogging through aisle after aisle of Washing Machines, TV's, and Cassette Tapes to get to the Uni-goods section of your local department store, only to find out they don't even carry the brand of giraffe extension kit* that fits your uni, THAT'S undignified!




*It's a real thing. I looked it up.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fucking unicycle stores. Fuck your fucking growing empire, I hate you and all your unicycling spawn.

It is dignified. So dignified!

You know what's not dignified? Slogging through aisle after aisle of Washing Machines, TV's, and Cassette Tapes to get to the Uni-goods section of your local department store, only to find out they don't even carry the brand of giraffe extension kit* that fits your uni, THAT'S undignified!




*It's a real thing. I looked it up.