OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[Cain]

I second that motion.  I would do it myself, but I'm tied up in trolling reddit atm.

[Doktor Howl]

I second that motion.  I would do it myself, but I'm tied up in trolling reddit atm.

I don't mean move the existing posts (though I will be glad when this incarnation of the bar goes into the hopper), but just move the ongoing conversation to his LOOK AT ME thread.

[Cain]

Ah right, I getcha.

In that case, doubly approved.

[Pæs]

Fair call. I think his meltdown trajectory is changing towards less lulzy, more boring repetition, anyway.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I second that motion.  I would do it myself, but I'm tied up in trolling reddit atm.

I don't mean move the existing posts (though I will be glad when this incarnation of the bar goes into the hopper), but just move the ongoing conversation to his LOOK AT ME thread.

Can do!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The most fun I've had this month is writing a resume that won't land me in jail.

Phrasing is everything.

Indeed! 

"Handled client & vendor contractual issues." - Science Gestapo.

"Guarded a district court judge and handled routine routine affairs." - The Judge.

"Routine affairs" 

[Doktor Howl]

The most fun I've had this month is writing a resume that won't land me in jail.

Phrasing is everything.

Indeed! 

"Handled client & vendor contractual issues." - Science Gestapo.

"Guarded a district court judge and handled routine routine affairs." - The Judge.

"Routine affairs" 

"Every day" counts as "routine".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The most fun I've had this month is writing a resume that won't land me in jail.

Phrasing is everything.

Indeed! 

"Handled client & vendor contractual issues." - Science Gestapo.

"Guarded a district court judge and handled routine routine affairs." - The Judge.

"Routine affairs" 

"Every day" counts as "routine".

I like your style, Spin Doktor Howl.

[Doktor Howl]

The most fun I've had this month is writing a resume that won't land me in jail.

Phrasing is everything.

Indeed! 

"Handled client & vendor contractual issues." - Science Gestapo.

"Guarded a district court judge and handled routine routine affairs." - The Judge.

"Routine affairs" 

"Every day" counts as "routine".

I like your style, Spin Doktor Howl.

I look at it like this:

Some asshole once said that "if you eliminate the impossible, what's left - however improbable - is the truth."

Which works unless you're in Tucson or Portland or maybe London, where reality is kinda subjective, and doesn't cooperate.  So you have to redefine reality more or less constantly.

And that's all I'm doing, really.  Redefining reality to account for things.

[POFP]

It's somewhat fulfilling getting the chance to take a shit using the women's restroom. My only regret is that I didn't eat blazin wings beforehand.

Janitorial duty (lol) at the movie theater does have its perks.

[hooplala]

It's somewhat fulfilling getting the chance to take a shit using the women's restroom. My only regret is that I didn't eat blazin wings beforehand.

Janitorial duty (lol) at the movie theater does have its perks.

SATIRE!

[Doktor Howl]

I give up.   

[POFP]

It's somewhat fulfilling getting the chance to take a shit using the women's restroom. My only regret is that I didn't eat blazin wings beforehand.

Janitorial duty (lol) at the movie theater does have its perks.

SATIRE!

Ayyy lmao

1 for 1

Now clean my poopies

[Freeky]

Yesterday, I got myself an eye exam and ordered new glasses.  My left eye is significantly worse than when I got these glasses, but my right is still mostly where it was.  The woman who helped me pick them out took my picture of several I was considering on an iPad.  I looked nearly human in some of them!

[hooplala]

Yesterday, I got myself an eye exam and ordered new glasses.  My left eye is significantly worse than when I got these glasses, but my right is still mostly where it was.  The woman who helped me pick them out took my picture of several I was considering on an iPad.  I looked nearly human in some of them!

My left eye is the same. We would've been monocle wearers back in they day.